• How do you properly use a bidet?
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I have one in my home but have no idea of how to properly use it. Ideas?
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You rip the thing out of the floor and get some wetwipes/a roll of toilet paper.
Fill it with water, squat, and wash your ass/balls as if you were taking a shit and didn't want a snake or a centipede to crawl through your poop/dick up your ass. Unless you're talking about feet.
don't piss in it
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