Post your most offensive/edgiest jokes that you know
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Q: What do you call a 6 Year Old with no friends?
A: [sp]A Sandy Hook survivor[/sp]
Q: How was losing my virginity similar to riding a bike?
A: [sp]My dad had a firm grip on my shoulders[/sp]
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who was shot?
A: [sp]The police said it was suicide[/sp]
I dont see why people say that staying in the sun too long makes you look older.
[sp]I went to africa and nobody there looks a day over 30[/sp]
Q: Whats Helen Kellers favorite book?
A: [sp]------------[/sp]
*black couple having sex*
Black guy: who yo daddy?
Black girl: I don't know
Black guy: same
How do you know your sister is on her period?
[sp] Your dad's cock tastes like blood. [/sp]
What's the difference between snow tires and black people?
[sp] Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on em [/sp]
why did the 6 month old african child cry?
[sp]it was having a mid-life crisis[/sp]
How do you make a plumber cry?
[sp]You kill their family[/sp]
I feel sorry for all the workers on 9/11. [sp]Ordering all that supreme pizza and all they got was plane.[/sp]
After a long period in Africa, statisticians have determined that the most popular Ethiopian dish is as follows:
What did Helen Keller name her dog?
[sp]Nymphdrumpherlmf[/sp]
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why did the semen cross the road?
[sp]I wore the wrong socks today.[/sp]
How do black women know when they are pregnant?
[Sp]When they pull out their tampon and all the cotton has been picked[/sp]
How do you swat 100 flies in one fell swoop?
[sp]Punch an Ethiopian in the face[/sp]
What do black people have in common with christmas lights?
[sp]half of them don't work and they look better hanging[/sp]
What's the worst part about being a black Jew?
[sp]You have to sit at the back of the oven.[/sp]
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
[sp]Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.[/sp]
[QUOTE=iAmaNewb;49319020]Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
[sp]Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Oh shit man this one's golden
Why are black people so good at basketball?
[sp]Because it involves stealing, shooting, and running.[/sp]
[editline]15th December 2015[/editline]
Why did Johnny fall off the swing?
[sp]Because he didn't have arms.[/sp]
Why didn't he call for help?
[sp]Because he didn't have any friends.[/sp]
What did Johnny get for Christmas?
[sp]A pair of gloves[/sp] [sp]Just kidding, it was cancer.[/sp]
What did he want?
[sp]Parents.[/sp]
The single best thing about 9/11 was that my house rose two spots on the list of the worlds tallest buildings.
How do you start a rave in Kenya?
[sp]You glue toast to the ceiling.[/sp]
Wasn't there another thread like this?
[QUOTE=mralexs;49319735]Wasn't there another thread like this?[/QUOTE]
People always make threads like these and they die like after 5 pages because after that everyone's already used up the same recycled jokes each thread.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
[sp]Disabled[/sp]
How did the jews escape from the death camp?
[sp]Through the chimney.[/sp]
[QUOTE=mikester112;49319251]Why are black people so good at basketball?
[/QUOTE]
Because their knee grows.
What do u call a black priest?
[sp]Holy shit[/sp]
I'm offensive and I find this thread morbidly obese.
How do you call a polish girl who runs faster than her dad
[sp]A virgin[/sp]
a nazi officer stands before a group of jews newely arrived at a concetration camp and says:
"i have some good news and i have some bad news.
the good news is that you'll all be spending the rest of your lives in luxiourious hotels all around the world.
the bad news is, you'll be soap"
Pedophiles don't get in car accidents. They always drive careful and slow in school zones.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
[sp]Carlos[/sp]
What do Michael Jackson and black caviar have in common?
[sp]They both come on little crackers[/sp]
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
...Neither have they.
Statistically, one in every two and a half men are HIV-Positive.
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