So its no secret that most of people are dissastified with modern american politics. Lobbyists dominate congresspeople, 6 corporations churn out propaganda and divide the poulace, and vicious strains of greed permeate both parties.
It seems America is on the ropes, with nato slowly degrading along with other international bodies like the EU or UN.
All the while our influence seeps away.
The east is finally beginning to overtake the west for the first time since the industrial tevolution
Its easy to become apathetic, but we cannot. The further we slide into apathy the worse it gets. At the end of the day, the corrupt democrats and republican representatives are still people, and people can be reasoned with. To save America, we need to bring back regulations, and massive campaign finane reform.
To save the west, we need political activism.
So, to make a difference in my small little way, I want to compose a letter. An appeal to humanity. Help me pick a senator, give me the ideas that matter to you, and I will post the letter as well as any response I get. I know the letter will likely be refuted or ignored, but doing something is better than nothing.
So post who you think I should write to and include a point or two, the most popular results will be drafted.
Lets do something together.
Dear Donald John Trump,
It is with great sincerity that I am writing to you today. It is a great honor and privilege to write to you for a chance for change. I think that you are a glorious hunk of a man who has defeated many enemies and have crushed all non believers in your success and power. You are the closest man to a God that I know of, and you are one of the greatest human beings of all time. I am writing to you today for a window of hope. A window of hope for a chance to change all of our lives. Mr. President, Lord Trump, I have nothing but absolute admiration for you and your administration for all that you have done to get rid of the EVIL and NASTY and TERRIBLE Obama era administration regulations, and I am admittedly satisfied with your work. I am extremely nervous in asking this, and my family wishes me the best in asking you this ultimate request. Would you allow me to suck your glorious and almighty cock in front of the entire nation? Nothing would make me happier in my boring and dull life than to please you oh great spooky one. All we would have to do is go on live television (Fox News of course fuck CNN) and make a change. Me and you. What this would do, is send a message to the world. A message that homosexuality is an ugly and dirty sin that one should be punished for. What would happen after the act of sin is done, and you have released your glorious load into me which has being broadcast to the eager watching world, you would look up into the sky and you would ask God for forgiveness. Then when you get the answer, since you are a literal prophet of the lord, as proven by your incredible worth and success from your business ventures, you would raise your humongous hands to the sky and proclaim, "I am now God and I say homosexuality is punishable by death" as lightning escapes from your eyes and fire rains from above as you take your extremely powerful and large hands and wrap them around my neck and strangle me to death. As I breathe my last breath, and Trump jizz escapes my mouth you utter the words that will define the following generations to come.
"Black people are gay"
This defining statement will condemn both the evil homosexuals, and the terrible race of black people, as they are both evil and aren't deserving of life. This prophetic statement will be the catalyst of your supreme reign. You will not only have complete control after this, but you will be treated as a literal God as you ascend into heaven and will have the ability call Jesus Christ and the holy trinity both losers. If you are a literal God you will no longer be bound to the rules of the mortal realm, let alone a stupid little presidency. You can tweet all you want from heaven and there will be no one to stop you. Although you may be God, you will have to follow the rules of becoming God. Although you are supremely in charge of the universe, you cannot interfere with the beings of earth, let alone any beings in this universe, because you did not create this universe. You can only listen and help people in very vague and mysterious ways. As God you can create other universes and control them as you will, but not with the current universe we reside in today. As the glorious and all powerful leader you are, i'm sure that this puny power will not be enough, but it will make you incrementally happier than you are now. Kim Jong Un will surely piss his pants when he sees how much power you have attained and will surely start praying to you. So will the rest of the fake news of the world and even Putin will think higher of you as a bro.
Now what do you say Mr. Trump? Are you in?
lol I feel so cringy for making this thead now, it was a depression fueled type spree, sorry.
What are you talking about i'm completely serious
[QUOTE=Firetornado;53169627]lol I feel so cringy for making this thead now, it was a depression fueled type spree, sorry.[/QUOTE]
No need to apologize, as your concerns are still genuine. I just feel there might be better ways to bring your message across to the current administration. Keep thinking about it and I'm sure you'll come across a fantastic idea to either make a change or begin the process of change.
As I can see it, DJ Trump is motivated primarily by money. Therefore I believe you need to adjust whatever you need to do to align to this "language" that he speaks. Only then would he understand what you're on about.
But this is Trump we're talking about so I'm not expecting much positive outcome.
PS. Sometimes I scratch the side of my balls and then smell it. You'd be surprised at how good it is. I hope you take this knowledge as an offering of peace and use it to better understand this letter.
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