I've just made it impossible for myself to buy pretty much everything from Steam - please help
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So I clicked on a game in the store and it asked for my age. I idiotically skipped it, saying I was born 3/2/13 (today) and now I can't view that or any other mature game. Guys, what do I do?
Court Gabe Newell
[QUOTE=John Egbert;39776547]So I clicked on a game in the store and it asked for my age. I idiotically skipped it, saying I was born 3/2/13 (today) and now I can't view that or any other mature game. Guys, what do I do?[/QUOTE]
Fly to Cuba. I'll send Javier to pick you up, greet him and put $300 in his hand, then $150 more when you get to the hotel.
He will give you your new passport and a mini-9mm. It's up to you to get back.
Then you can use your new identity to make a new Steam account.
Thank you for your wonderful suggestions guys, but I figured it out. Just had to restart Steam.
It's just a trick to find children who try to buy mature games.
They're going to be after you!
Exit steam and re enter, or if its a web browser delete your cookies.
Try delete steam/appcache/httpcache and restart steam
[editline]3rd March 2013[/editline]
Or is it steam/config/htmlcache
I don't remember
Uninstall all your games and Steam, then re-install it again.
Then:
- Launch TF2 and join a Dustbowl server, you have to jump 3 times in the spawn and then do 3 headshots.
- Close TF2
-Launch HL2, go to Raven Holm and stay on the start for 3 minutes.
- Close HL2 and launch CS:GO
- You have to win 3 times in a row.
- Close the game and restart Steam.
That should fix your problem.
Doesn't this think wear off after you restart steam?
Do what we all do:
[quote]Valve's head honcho Gabe Newell revealed in an odds-defying statement today that 93% of Steam users were born on January 1st.
"It's something that's been really bothering us for awhile," a visibly befuddled Newell told The Noble Eskimo. "The odds of this happening are even less than a billion-to-one. In fact, this is without a doubt the least likely thing that has ever happened on this planet. 93% of our more-than 30 million users were born on January 1st. It's incredible."
Crunching the numbers reveals approximately 27,900,000 of its users share the same New Year's birthday.
Digging a little deeper yields more interesting results. Of the estimated 6.9 billion people on the planet (source: United States Census Bureau), and under the assumption that each day of the year has the same number of birthdays amongst the population, there should be 18,904,110 people sharing birthdays on each calendar date. This is 16,114,110 fewer people than there are Steam users with January 1st birthdays. So what accounts for the disproportionate number of January 1st births?
"It's hard to say exactly why so many babies are born on New Year's as opposed to other days of the year," Newell ponders. "There are many theories floating around the Valve offices, and we have even hired some outside help to determine what the causes are. They've been working diligently for a couple years now, and though they have yet to discover anything conclusive, I remain confident they will find something soon."
Please see [url=http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/22885/]this article[/url] on Steam for more information.
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