Shocked by the lack of controversial comedy snippets on FP, I've decided to create a thread dedicated to amass the worstest of jokes you-wouldn't tell-your-mother ever!
The rules are simple! Post jokes, and only one joke per post.
"I have this awesome joke, but how do I know if it fits the bill?" Well, Johnny. If your joke would offend two groups of people or more, go for it!
I'll start off,
What do you do after licking some real good pussy?
Put it back in the stroller!
A man walks into a bar with a tiger.
He asks the bartender: "Do you serve Irishmen?".
The bartender says yes.
The man says "Alright I would like a beer for me and 3 Irishmen for the tiger".
What do you call two black people sleeping together?
A twix
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder.
Person one: I did Nazi that coming!
Person two: Haha, it must of taken Jew a lot of concentration to come up with that!
Person one: I just wait for the Reich time.
How do you blindfold a Chinese Man?
Dental Floss.
What's the best thing about babies?
Pulling the blanket up above their heads so you can finally sleep.
Why did the Nigerian boy fall off his bike?
Because he didn't have hands
Three girls are eating ice cream, one is licking, one is biting, and one is sucking. Which one is married?
The one with a ring on her finger.
How can you tell the difference between pizza and a Jew?
[sp]Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.[/sp]
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we can't own people any more
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
I like my women how I like my coffee beans
[sp]ground up in the freezer[/sp]
What's the best part about fucking twenty three year-olds?
[sp]There's twenty of them.[/sp]
What's the difference between a bag of coke, and a baby?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out a window.
I like my whiskey like I like my women,
12 years old and mixed with coke.
why don't philippino's take showers anymore?
[sp]because they just wash-up on shore these days[/sp]
Why didn't Hitler get his licence?
[sp]He was too hard on the gas[/sp]
I have blacks in my family tree.
They're still hanging there.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What's brown and sticky?
[sp]poop[/sp]
Why do black people only have nightmares?
[sp]the last one that had a dream got shot[/sp]
What did the Congolese kid say to his mother?:
"Look ma, no hands!"
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
[sp]neither have they[/sp]
q: How do you fit six million Jewish people in a car?
a: Put one in the driver's seat, one in the passenger seat, two in the back, and 5,999,996 in the ashtray.
What's the worst part of putting ten lawyers in a minibus and pushing it off a cliff?
[sp]You can fit 18 on a minibus[/sp]
itt: the same jokes you've seen a hundred times
Anyway. Did you guys hear Trayvon Martin apparently had an anxiety disorder? His worst fear in life was his panic attacks.
wy did hilterr kil so many jews
bcuz he cuold nazi them lol im so funy and original
How man dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What colour does a baby turn in the microwave?
[sp]I'm not sure, I was too busy masturbating[/sp]
what's the best way to pick up a jewish girl?
[sp]a dustpan and brush[/sp]
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