Some of the biggest what the fuck moments that you've had in your life.
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When I went to my city library one time, on my way out, a well-clothed Mexican boy who was about 12-13, walked up to me, smiling the whole time, and the following conversation took place:
"Could I have some money?"
"Sorry, I don't have any money."
"Is it because I'm Mexican?"
"No..."
He then proceeded to walk off.
That was the biggest what the fuck moment I've ever had.
Was walking in San Francisco and turned onto a street. Suddenly, black people everywhere.
Also hearing radio sounds and static coming from my speakers. Surely I'm not the only one?
I was chilling in the church when a gipsy woman came and begged me for money. I told her I had none with me (which was true). She then got pissed. Put a gipsy curse on me that was supposed to make me poor and left. A few days later I found a 10€ bill on the floor. :v:
not that exiting but I can't really remember a really big wtf moment. When I was in preschool there was an old abandoned building next to our school and there was a hobo who wanked in front of us in the window.
I can also remember finding a trash bag full of shit on the preschool yard.
And I remember seeing some ghosts when I was little. Nothing "wtf-ish" has happened since then.
Two cats on the rooftop staring down at me as I walk past the neighborhood. Then one of them jumped down in front of me and sat there after afterwards. Not really a WTF moment but it's really strange.
When I was prescribed Ambien for Insomnia with a dose of 12.5 mg. I was playing on my keyboard waiting for the drug to kick in and make me actually tired. Then suddenly,
My screen looked like a 3D movie. My keyboard felt like there was a sorta-sharp, but tall incline on the center. It was pure mind-fuckery. I also made a glorious post in DD. I would quote it but, you know, Garry.
When i met my girlfriend.
First time I went to the a shopping complex (Mall for you Americans), with some friends.
My friends and I had to take a tram through a pretty bad neighborhood, and we were 13 at the time.
While waiting at the tram stop, we witnessed a drug deal across the street, the woman standing next to us started snarling and spitting everywhere, then when we got on the tram some old man tried flirting with one of my friends.
When I realized that Half Life 3 will NEVER be released.
I was going to an abandoned asylum with friends and we obviously couldn't drive up to the parking lot and sit there so we parked on the side of the street in a neighborhood about a mile away. We got out and were ready to head there when the window's blinds opened in the house in front of us and there was a little girl, and then a little boy walked up, and then the mom and dad. Scared the shit out of us and we drove home
I was walking outside in my back yard and a marshmallow fell on me and stuck to my shoulder.
I was having a lie-in one saturday. woke up with a ginger cat staring at me.
I don't have a cat.
After asking around, Neither do my neighbours.
I was walking down the street and I noticed someone talking calmly to someone in a payphone booth, then out of nowhere, the man in the booth yelled 'FUCK!' for a good 10 seconds before ripping the phone from the cord it was attached to and then punching the keypad until his knuckles bled. I had a look at the keypad after he left and it was completely fucked, six of the keys had fallen off and some exposed circuitry had cracked and parts of it had fallen off.
When i was younger, there were two cats fighting it out and making a shitload of noise outside my window.
I quite remember one started yelling, and it sounded exactly like a small child yelling "YAYAYAYAOOOM"
Firefly didn't get a second season.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;36366072]I was having a lie-in one saturday. woke up with a ginger cat staring at me.
I don't have a cat.
After asking around, Neither do my neighbours.[/QUOTE]
It's obviously Bast, the Egyptian Cat Goddess trying to get you to impregnate her.
I went on holiday to Ibiza a few years back and the biggest wtf moment happened. I arrived with my family at the apartment we where staying at. A few hours had passed and we were sitting at the local bar, then we heard shouting coming from the beach area. I turned around to see this guy in a boat arguing with some guys in a pedalo, the guy in the boat tipped the pedalo over and the other guys fell out pf the pedalo( the guy in the boat owned the pedalo btw). A few minutes had passed and the pedalo people had swam back to the beach confronting the owner of the pedalo (these guys were pissed off). They gradually argued their way up to the bar and started getting physical right by where I was sitting. I thought it might be entertainment to watch this battle while eating my food, however fists started flying and the chef came out of the kitchen with a knife. By this time I got up and retreated to the doors, so both parties were fighting and one bloke picked up an ashtray and tried to throw it at the chef but it missed and hit the waitress in the face. As this battle raged on I saw some guy trying to escape the cross fire towards the toilets, on his way he picked up a plate with ribs on it and went into the toilets. I was like WTF is that about, who would pick up ribs while trying to escape a fight and hide in the toilets.
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