Yo mama so fat, when walkin down the street with a yellow tanktop on, people yell "Hey TAXI!"
witty and un-funny? check!
yo mama's so ugly, she's in my avatar
Yo mama's so stupid, she looked over a glass window to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your mother has a greasy vagina.
Am I doing it right?
Yo momma's so fat she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
yo mama so fat that when she went to go swin in the ocean the spanish conquered her and named her the new world.
This is old but,
"Yo mama so stupid that she took a spoon to the super bowl"
[I]Yo mama so fat that when she jumps for joy, she get's stuck.[/I]
Yes, I know it's old.
Yo mamas so fat that shes fat!
Yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat people call for a taxi.
[B]Dirty Yo Mama joke:[/B]
[I]Yo mama was going on dis trip, and it was all good and fine, but she got bored and she decided to make cake by doing her personalization with her husband. After that, her son was concerned of his mother's whereabouts, so he went to find her and see what she was doing. After finding them, the son said: "Mom, dad. What are you doing? The mom says: We are making cake. The son says: Oh. The whole family inevitably goes to a hotel and when they are at the hotel, the mom and dad went to the lobby room and had sex on the couch. The mom and dad later see their son near the couch. The mom and dad say: "Son, what are you doing?" The son responds and says: Licking off the frosting off the couch.[/I]
[B]
This is a bad joke I've heard before, don't think that it isn't.[/B]
[I][B]If this is off-topic, I apologize.[/B][/I]
Your momma so fat, I stand on her belly, and I can High five Jesus.
[sp]Yes, you heard me Jesus[/sp]
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"Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem."
Hank Hill, 1998.
Your momma is so fat, that she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.
Yo momma is so hairy she can talk like a wookie.
Yo momma is so fat she sweats bacon grease.
Yo momma is so nasty that when I asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs and said 'tuna surprise!'
Yo momma is like a brick, she dirty, she flat on both sides, and she always get laid by mexicans.
Yo mama's so fat, that she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;19820512]Yo momma is like a brick, she dirty, she flat on both sides, and she always get laid by mexicans.[/QUOTE]
I was just about to post that one.
So i'll do a different one. Yo momma's so fat, her escape velocity exceeds 300,000 miles per second! (lightspeed)
Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama doesn't know your mama.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19820153]Yo momma is so nasty that when I asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs and said 'tuna surprise!'[/QUOTE]
:geno:
Yo momma is so fat, she can hull tank.
Yo momma is so fat, cloaked caps instalock her.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs a cyno field to go to the bathroom.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets in a car it is considered a tank.
Yo momma is so fat, she collapses wormholes.
That's all I've got. :\
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:v:
yo mama is so fat she fat
yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Your mums so fat when she fell down the Stairs I thought Eastenders was ending
Yo mamma is so dumb that she tried to do a suicide jump off the curb.
your mama is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids drive by she screamed, "HEY!!! STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!"
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