Give me the most creative experiment that I could do or pretend to do, then I'll say what I "did" and the "results."
Attempt nuclear fission with household materials
One involving a loop of rope and a stool.
I tie a stool to a rope then put it on a nuclear reactor.
Result: Rope and stool burn.
Stick your finger up your ass and smell it.
microwave a laptop
Eat your own stomach. :smug:
Finger stuck up ass and smelled. Ew. My finger then stuck to the laptop when I put it in the microwave.
Result: I no longer have a nose or finger.
Dip a bar of uranium in cheese, microwave it and eat it.
And then I ate my stomach. I wound up in Idaho.
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I dip the bar into cheese. I get a giant cheesey monster.
Have sex with the cheese monster.
Put carbonated water in the freezer overnight. Take it out, and open it in front of people.
Claim to be the god of ice.
The cheese monster is amused by my ice-powers, but not by my attempt to get in bed with it.
Result: I go to the hospital.
See what happens when you chuck a boulder of potassium in your bath (filled of course).
Get a table which, or anything in its surrounding, will not burn/fire resistant. Pour some pure alcohol on it, ignite it and play with it. Make letters and drawings of fire.
both suggestions wind up with me on fire. I now have replaced all my limbs with robotic limbs.
I look just like my avatar now.
Mix iron oxide with aluminum powder and light it with magnesium. Hold it in your hand.
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Goodbye robotic limbs
Cut off your genitals and see if they still work when you try and stick them back on with glue and tape.
My arm burns off and i start screaming. The neighbors call the cops. They are now on fire too.
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and no. They don't work.
Put your finger in the LHC
Take 34 hits of acid
Suck my cock.
I take acid and imagine my self doing those things. the cops arrest me for drug use.
find out how cheese monster is getting along
test ph by putting things in your eyes
Masterbate till you feel funny and tell us
Put Bengay on your balls
Don't do an experiment and see what happens >.>
Combine potassium nitrate and regular household sugar. Heat and stir. Post results.
All 6 of those wound up with a portal through space-time. I go back in time and tell my past self not to do stupid shit. He doesn't believe me and makes a cheese monster.
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