What is the most dangerous animal to have sex with?

[HoodedSniper]

I was wondering what animal you think is the most dangerous to have sex with, just wondering for a laugh haha. No ducks, but keep it funny because this is a thread for laughs.

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[Lord of Boxes]

Did Chloe hack you?

[meanwhile]

the bell ah-1z viper

[Kuru]

Lion's mane jellyfish

[That Deer]

Humans. They give you crazy diseases, can get you thrown in jail for YEARS, or, even worse, make [i]you[/i] have sex with [i]them[/i].

Scary stuff.

[The Adjudicator]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50353056]I think the most dangerous animal would be a Craptasket IMO.[/QUOTE]