Facepunch Underground Rap Battle Corner - General

Yo guys, weclome to the Underground Rap Battle Corner. The rules are simple, one post, 12 lines. Insult and rap the user above you to the ground, burn his reputation leave it smoking in a mound, when your done with him don't make a sound, just wait for a reply and then rip em up like a hound. Sorry the mental lyrical genius in me was unleashed and I started rhyming before we even had begun. So to start this off, I'll start spitting my lyrics to the first person that posts below, and then we begin. LETS GO! Im spending my days thinkin what to do next Countin down the hours till i can get more sex Bitch not on it then im gonna get vex Knock the cunt out and then shoot a load on her chest! Grab a girls head and slamb it in a doorway! If she dont like it then she dont like my foreplay! Legs split, pussy ripped, fucked from the raw pain Head hurtin, body jerkin, pale, thats just cum stains Bent over a table, doggy style gettin fucked anal Pumped so hard its tough to keep the bitch stable When im done, wrap up her hands and legs with cable Throw her off a bridge and leave the bitch disabled! As you can see, that was 12 lines of insane lyrical madness. Next up dawg! NEXT UP!

that's some creepy shit bro

is this srs? cause i rap for real

come at me bro ill have sex with your ho diddly diddly bo give me your dough

[QUOTE=RobbL;41024765]come at me bro ill have sex with your ho diddly diddly bo give me your dough[/QUOTE] Disqualified dawg! I said 12 lines!

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;41025509]Disqualified dawg! I said 12 lines![/QUOTE] Fuck you man, who the fuck are you? Rules like that are for pussies and tools. A real man rhymes however he want to, I can tell you disagree but what the fuck can you do? So go cry to your mother, but make sure to knock I don't want you to burst in and see her cock.

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;41026099]Fuck you man, who the fuck are you? Rules like that are for pussies and tools. A real man rhymes however he want to, I can tell you disagree but what the fuck can you do? So go cry to your mother, but make sure to knock I don't want you to burst in and see her cock.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;hEXz0EYgs0I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEXz0EYgs0I[/video]

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;41026099]Fuck you man, who the fuck are you? Rules like that are for pussies and tools. A real man rhymes however he want to, I can tell you disagree but what the fuck can you do? So go cry to your mother, but make sure to knock I don't want you to burst in and see her cock.[/QUOTE] /thread

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;41026099]Fuck you man, who the fuck are you? Rules like that are for pussies and tools. A real man rhymes however he want to, I can tell you disagree but what the fuck can you do? So go cry to your mother, but make sure to knock I don't want you to burst in and see her cock.[/QUOTE] Your a funny guy, talkin about women with cocks Pretty ironic since your the one whose wearing a frock This rap game is chained up and locked You aint gonna win kid, give up and stop I'll take your family hostage and shoot your dad with the glock Pre-planned murders gonna need pre-planned graves So I paid your uncle to dig some holes in the middle of a plain He was happy to do it, said your very existence was a pain Don't fuck with me, things will never be the same And I can confidently say that since I'm behind your computer chair, hooked up to wifi connection with my laptop holding a pistol to your brain!

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;41027795]Your a funny guy, talkin about women with cocks Pretty ironic since your the one whose wearing a frock This rap game is chained up and locked You aint gonna win kid, give up and stop I'll take your family hostage and shoot your dad with the glock Pre-planned murders gonna need pre-planned graves So I paid your uncle to dig some holes in the middle of a plain He was happy to do it, said your very existence was a pain Don't fuck with me, things will never be the same And I can confidently say that since I'm behind your computer chair, hooked up to wifi connection with my laptop holding a pistol to your brain![/QUOTE] You little bitch, you just made a threat But holy shit I am the worst you've ever met I've trained as a navy seal Eat fucks like you for my meal I fight in unarmed combat So let's have a little chat I know how to be a gorilla Will bring the might of the US flotilla Did I mention I'm a sniper? I'll fuck you up like I'm a viper I'll kill you in a hundred ways So you better fucking pray.

im typing this right now raps comin out like blim bloom blow time for a lesson school lesson. hopefully got u double gussing cuz i aint stressin i might come in best in show yo rappin for these nerds put them on some new shit they havnt heard after this your turn your words are now blurred your minds all stirred,heard u got wrecked my true quick typed out rhyme threw u off deck,yo gi oh i aint tryin duel yo im goin for a leet flo this time with the help of dro comon your turn go

here I got a rap for all you guys: MAKE PEACE NOT WAR WE ARE ALL BROS HERE, WE SHOULD BE MAKING FUN OF THOSE 13 YEAR OLD QUEERS, WHO WEAR THEIR SNAPBACKS AND THEIR NIKE HIGH TOP KICKS, THEY ARE BIG ASS DOUCHEBAGS THAT SIT AND SUCK ON DICKS. SO PICK UP YOUR RIFLES AND PICK UP YOUR MAG CAUSE TODAY WE START A WAR ON THE DREADED SWAGFAGS

All you guys typing like dyslexic pricks, mouth filled with dicks Ya'll wouldn't say shit in real life cause you aint got the wits Your a little bitch, like a woman trying a dress on asking if it fits Walking like you've dropped a hot one in your boxers, or should I call them knicks Infact I wouldn't blame you if you all had the shits, many people I've rapped against have gave up and quit Fist in your face, taking your place, I'm popping like a pringles lid!

This cat Trenor only seems to rap about dicks and how he's packin' a stick, The only reason he does that though is as filler cos his bars are whack and basic. He thinks he's hardcore after he made a thread on facepunch and put 'underground' in the name, Then spent about 4 hours writing pap bars that couldn't put a dyslexic to shame. The only reason people gave up after rapping with you, is because fantasizing about Cumberbatch is all that you do, and because standing next to you is just plain embarrassing too. The only way you could take somebody's place is if you were a squatter, your rep just got blown up like the guys in The Hurt Locker.

All you rap about is sex and murder. I'll try to take this further. You rap about abusing women, kinda like Tyler the Creator. Except Tyler the Creator is Tyler the greater. Once that girl gets up and fights back you're going to hate her, because you're nothing. Not a thing you do will make you win. I can burn you like I was trying to make it bum dem. Anytime you want to battle, just say when.

So I got an army of maggots, or should I say faggots Trying to upturn me, the rap battle king! All it would take is one swing, turn you upside down, get placed in a bin! I come like the stingray that killed steve irwin! Hit any target from 10 different ranges Used to this raw shit, been doing it for ages We can do it western style, turn around and start the paces Revolver have you all shot up in several different places!

what dyslexic you talkin about when you get the "your"s mixed up all this talk bout cock make me think of 2 girls one cup and why the fuck are you using Sherlock as your profile pic why don't you come and suck MyBumBum's dick why are you talkin bout a rap battle king when your raps sound like beiber trying to sing why are you so offensive with your army of faggots if hitler read your rap, even he would flag it hey mr. Sherlock better put down your tea and come and rap with me seriously cause this is how we chill from 93 'till infinity dunno it's my first time making a rap

It's tricky to rock and rhyme rock and rhyme that's right on time It's tricky. v:v:v

[QUOTE=MyBumBum;41033243]what dyslexic you talkin about when you get the "your"s mixed up all this talk bout cock make me think of 2 girls one cup and why the fuck are you using dr.who as your profile pic why don't you come and suck MyBumBum's dick dunno it's my first time making a rap[/QUOTE] Dr.Who? I laughed so hard, it gave me a stitch! This is Sherlock you bitch! And I deduce that your a snitch! Teachers pet that'd grass up your best friend and knows all the tricks Get the fuck out of this thread before you get your ass lit I'd rape your BumBum with my cock but I doubt it'd fit Vaseline's gonna be needed, greasing the tip! Stick it so far up your ass I'll be reaching your shit!

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;41033300]Dr.Who? I laughed so hard, it gave me a stitch! This is Sherlock you bitch! And I deduce that your a snitch! Teachers pet that'd grass up your best friend and knows all the tricks Get the fuck out of this thread before you get your ass lit I'd rape your BumBum with my cock but I doubt it'd fit Vaseline's gonna be needed, greasing the tip! Stick it so far up your ass I'll be reaching your shit![/QUOTE] WE HAVE A WINNER!! I PRONOUNCE YOU A CHAMPION SIR

what is all this talk about raping me? i bet you're a 12 year old smiling with glee why don't you go back and correct your grammar or I'll be seeing you in a restaurant, cleaning my platter when you put your greased up dick in my ass watch out - I'll destroy like it's glass All this immoral talk is below my class what are you doing, thinking you're so badass You better stop insulting MyBumBum here or you'll be running home with tears cryin for yo mama whimperin in your bed after this rap you'll soon wish you were dead [editline]14th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;41033300]Dr.Who? I laughed so hard, it gave me a stitch! This is Sherlock you bitch! And I deduce that your a snitch! Teachers pet that'd grass up your best friend and knows all the tricks Get the fuck out of this thread before you get your ass lit I'd rape your BumBum with my cock but I doubt it'd fit Vaseline's gonna be needed, greasing the tip! Stick it so far up your ass I'll be reaching your shit![/QUOTE] Man, when this thread is done with, we need someone to make a video of this rap battle.

[QUOTE=MyBumBum;41033381]what is all this talk about raping me? i bet you're a 12 year old smiling with glee why don't you go back and correct your grammar or I'll be seeing you in a restaurant, cleaning my platter when you put your greased up dick in my ass watch out - I'll destroy like it's glass All this immoral talk is below my class what are you doing, thinking you're so badass [editline]14th June 2013[/editline][/QUOTE] Wait... technically you just said you that when he puts his junk in your trunk, your gonna clench your asscheeks so hard that his dick will fall off

[QUOTE=Nigbone 14;41033430]Wait... technically you just said you that when he puts his junk in your trunk, your gonna clench your asscheeks so hard that his dick will fall off[/QUOTE] ...pretty much. I dunno

[QUOTE=MyBumBum;41033461]...pretty much. I dunno[/QUOTE] Don't get me wrong, it was good, but that part made me laugh a bit. I still think my rap is best.

I'll break a glass pole in your asshole While I ride you while I choke yo' throat with a lasso Hardened street vet, call me the commando Prowling through your street when it's dark, call me the shadow I'm the type of guy that you just don't fuck with Leave you bleedin' in the street, hit you with a Mack truck, bitch Yo' soul is leaking, intestines coming out your midriff Eliminated you, hater, you're dismissed My flow is dope, and my rhymes are tight Disagree with me, expect to feel my knife My steel is right poised to smite your life Fake ass-gangsta, fuckin' hermaphrodite [sp]Feel those inside rhymes within each line. Mmmmm... tasty.[/sp]

Hello friend do you like my meme Please subscribe to my live stream I assure you it's no scheme I will be like Pewdiepie and scream When you are done destroying my shitter You don't gotta be so damn bitter I know you're a designated hitter so go ahead and be a spitter Put a golf ball inside my anus Come on now don't be so heinous This is some criminal gayness And it's far from some fucking plainness There's a fork inside my ass Burns like hell, don't mean to be crass I got my fedora and my gas mask So like a gentleman you just got classed straight up #swag

I'm just waiting for TH89 to catch wind of this thread

name's lil wayne nigga my game's rhyming words nigga how many words can i rhyme wit nigga fuck this i aint a real rapper nigga

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;41022558]Yo guys, weclome to the Underground Rap Battle Corner. The rules are simple, one post, 12 lines. Insult and rap the user above you to the ground, burn his reputation leave it smoking in a mound, when your done with him don't make a sound, just wait for a reply and then rip em up like a hound. Sorry the mental lyrical genius in me was unleashed and I started rhyming before we even had begun. So to start this off, I'll start spitting my lyrics to the first person that posts below, and then we begin. LETS GO! Im spending my days thinkin what to do next Countin down the hours till i can get more sex Bitch not on it then im gonna get vex Knock the cunt out and then shoot a load on her chest! Grab a girls head and slamb it in a doorway! If she dont like it then she dont like my foreplay! Legs split, pussy ripped, fucked from the raw pain Head hurtin, body jerkin, pale, thats just cum stains Bent over a table, doggy style gettin fucked anal Pumped so hard its tough to keep the bitch stable When im done, wrap up her hands and legs with cable Throw her off a bridge and leave the bitch disabled! As you can see, that was 12 lines of insane lyrical madness. Next up dawg! NEXT UP![/QUOTE] okay tyler the creator

[QUOTE=Cabbage;41035302]name's lil wayne nigga my game's rhyming words nigga how many words can i rhyme wit nigga fuck this i aint a real rapper nigga[/QUOTE] so many words that rhyme with nigga that even Sheldon would say "bazinga" I'll be throwin rhymes at you like Dr.Seuss in a kids school