No, not weirdest boners, guilty boners!
Post the boners that you should have not have got, while reading, watching movies or reading those bestiality/incest stories you enjoy on literotica.
Come on, no-one will judge you maybe!
I got a guilty boner from Hostel 2 when that chick is lying naked in the pool of blood created from a suspended newly-created corpse sliced open by a scythe. :gibs:
I'm not into guro, but that chick lying in blood gave me wood.
No, I didn't fap. I just felt bad.
Your avatar :fappery:
Fapping to rape hentai made me feel bad.
I am never guilty about my boners, I condone my friend to be social and pop up every once in a while to say hi.
Old childhood friend, we grew up together and she was like family.
I know i should not but damn she grew up and got tits, it happens
[QUOTE=1chains1;30487902]I am never guilty about my boners.[/QUOTE]
This plus your title scares me. :ohdear:
Jennifer Aniston.
Yowza.
This is pretty much exactly the same as the "i have the weirdest boner right now thread" except instead of pictures, it's stories.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;30488373]This is pretty much exactly the same as the "i have the weirdest boner right now thread" except instead of pictures, it's stories.[/QUOTE]
No, as stated in the OP, GUILTY boners, not weird ones.
There's not much of a difference.
You see something weird and you got a boner you enjoyed from it.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;30488480]There's not much of a difference.
You see something weird and you got a boner you enjoyed from it.[/QUOTE]
No, I didn't enjoy it. It was a horrible, guilt-ridden boner.
I derived 0 pleasure from it.
yeah, there is a difference
it's subtle though.
I was "checking out" a girl who's boyfriend was in the room. Neither of them noticed, but I still felt as if I was doing wrong.
I believe this thread is about a certain subject that is 100% guaranteed to give you wood.
For example, Jennifer Aniston.
[QUOTE=Lol-Nade;30488567]I believe this thread is about a certain subject that is 100% guaranteed to give you wood.
For example, Jennifer Aniston.[/QUOTE]
What's your obsession with Jennifer Aniston?
This is not the only thread you have discussed her in.
Fapping to someone I know who isn't my girlfriend sort of makes me feel guilty
not guilty enough to stop
Fapping to people I know and then talking to them later is always awkward.
So you want people to post pictures of there boners?
hot cousin v:v:v
[QUOTE=Snake7;30488738]So you want people to post pictures of there boners?[/QUOTE]
No, but if you feel the need, go crazy.
[QUOTE=myalt22;30488659]What's your obsession with Jennifer Aniston?
This is not the only thread you have discussed her in.[/QUOTE]
I don't have an obsession with her, she's just hot.
Says the guy who's obsessed with bloody naked chicks.
[QUOTE=whazat!!!;30488718]Fapping to people I know and then talking to them later is always awkward.[/QUOTE]
Wait. Stop the thread.
What the fuck?
[QUOTE=myalt22;30488808]No, but if you feel the need, go crazy.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/05/medium_weiner.jpg[/url]
child models V:v:V
[QUOTE=Snake7;30488898][url]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/05/medium_weiner.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
I don't know what to say.
[editline]16th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lol-Nade;30488816]I don't have an obsession with her, she's just hot.
Says the guy who's obsessed with bloody naked chicks.[/QUOTE]
Never said I was obsessed. Not once.
Had a thing for one of my friends and got a boner in the middle of class.
In said class, I sit right next to her.
Ninja boners erryday
[QUOTE=whazat!!!;30488718]Fapping to people I know and then talking to them later is always awkward.[/QUOTE]
especially hot female bestfriends its like fuck i still have to be friends with her later. It can make a great conversation piece though,nothing gets a good conversation going like"so i was havin a wank earlier and i thought about you and all im gonna say is it didn't ruin the fap."it will leave many questions that she probably wont want answers for.
Gym boners.
furry creature - boner
Cousin.
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