How rich have you gotten in the last month? [Email spam] - General

I appareantly now got a new wife from Kenya who is giving me $8.4 Million! An old woman with cancer is also giving me $14,258,000 with no apparent reason! Im getting some money from the president of ETUK, whatever that is. He didnt tell me how much though. I won a lottery in dubai, i got $720,000! The sender is mrs. Zaida Walid. I got the third place price from microsofts random email lottery thing. I wonder how much is that. I got an UN donation of £950.000.00GBP. I got 9 million euros in legacy of the bank director in ghana. Mrs. Joy Praise is giving me $10,000,000 so i could fund God's work with it! (Joy Praise, what the fuck) I need to be the guardian of beautiful Miss Larisa Kone, i get $3.5 Million if i do so. Oh man we are going to be rich [B]49,9 million US$[/B] [sp]Just to clarify, check your email spam folder for <31 days old scam emails. Just dont click any links or open any files and you should be okay. Atleast on Gmail.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Str4fe;38601106] Im getting some money from the president of ETUK, whatever that is. He didnt tell me how much though. [/QUOTE] No way man, I'm getting that too, were so lucky.

0 euro, because I never get spam, and I also have adblock.

I spent my 90 million USD on cheap Viagra.

I could pay America's debt with all of the donations from Russian hookers.

ETUK is so good! Some MRS. Nillou asked if she could transfer 15 millions to my account and then take 40% back. Seems like illegal money she is trying to hide from cops. I bet she earned it all by giving blowjobs. Apparently coca cola gifted me 750 000 000 pounds and now I can finally build a base on the moon for our race. Some unclaimed legay provided me with extra 20$ millions

I won 5 million dollars from a website, all I had to do was insert my Social Security.

Not that rich, but at least I got many jobs and a huge dick.

No money, But I do have a huge amount of date requests form girls such as: Mike, David, and Ben.

I haven't made any money but a lot of women want my dick [img]http://puu.sh/1uBC7[/img]

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38602767]I haven't made any money but a lot of women want my dick [img]http://puu.sh/1uBC7[/img][/QUOTE] I should visit porn sites more, then I will have a lot of secret admirers too

$2 and a booty call.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;38602880]$2 and a booty call.[/QUOTE] looking at the amount of money, maybe you really won it?

I won both actually.

mingle with christian singles owes me £50 if i join before 10th December, PPI owes me £3000 and log book loans owe me £50,000

I don't have to pay phone bills I can get a free credit report! That's about it.

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My Runescape and Battle.net accounts have been closed down 50 times in the past month or so.

[QUOTE=The golden;38602073]I'm not rich, but I have a huge stockpile of free purses and penis enlargement devices.[/QUOTE] Add up the amount of inches the penis enlargement will give.

"Hooray, no spam here!"

Something about a Zachary, a Charlie and 3 about viagra.

The amount of iPods I've won could cover the entire surface area of Britain.

I didn't get money, but hey, at least I won a FREE APPLE iTOUCH!!1

"You are in a cash prize of £5,000,000 in T-MOBILE AWARD PROMO UK, contact Debra Kim. to claim E-mail: [email]tmuk300@yahoo.com.hk[/email]" Fuck yeah.

About 200 inches in penis growth.

The Tsar of Zimbabwe is giving me all of his fortune worth 476,904,876 Chinese Pesos.