If you could have any Non-Existent Object, What would it be? V.2 - General

Helloooooooo Facepunch! Along time ago I used to post....*cough* Like a retard BUT My days of Dumb posting are over...This is the sequal to an old thread of mine that i would rather you NOT Check out... [B]Rules:[/B] •Dont be a retard, Post what makes sense •Keep Page-Long Discussions to a minimum, Please. •Just have fun •:ninja: [B]Instructions:[/B] •Post An Object That Doesent Exist that you desire to have (Images Optional) •Post how you would use sed Object •Have Fun

A disc containing Episode 3.

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!! [IMG]http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/duke_nukem_forever_wallpaper_by_zephroelectro_big.jpg[/IMG]

Diet sodas that taste good

a fucking dinosaur.

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22111498]A disc containing Episode 3.[/QUOTE] [URL=http://img535.imageshack.us/i/gabe1.jpg/][IMG]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1011/gabe1.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Hey look! Gabe has it right here, now all you have to do is ask email him to send it to you. [sp]not really[/sp] :smug:

I always wanted a pokemon to have as a pet when I was a kid. I still think it'd be totally fucking awesome.

A not dying machine. Srs. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWow7HflbKs[/media]

Engineer's PDA, bitches [editline]...[/editline] To make a teleporter, dispenser, etc. [img_thumb]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/weapons/builder_large.png[/img_thumb]

A game for my PS3

Dead Space 2, for the PC. :crying:

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/fbfbxy.jpg[/IMG] Seriously, I can't be the first one to think this.

A stable miniature black hole.

Toolgun from Garry's mod :P

That "What-if" Machine from Futurama

[B]Please post how you would use the object of choice, as in instructions. Thank you.[/B] Hmm... I would have....Shrinky spray! [I]Our Slogan is: "If there is someone you hate, Shrink them into non-existence! ....or....Enough to where it'll take years to go an inch, that works too!"[/I] :smug:

A new pc and battlefield bad company 2

ASHPD [IMG]http://www.halflife2.net/news_images/200901/1232591359_portalgun2.jpg[/IMG]

Wristwatch that can freeze time/everyone around me. I'd set myself for life stealing money from banks...

Access to life's console.

Edible bouncy balls

A wand that works with the Harry Potter spells.

[QUOTE=Number7Reds;22112754]That "What-if" Machine from Futurama[/QUOTE] I'd much rather have the 'Finger-Longerer', I would use it to poke people from afar. :smug:

[QUOTE=Number7Reds;22112754]That "What-if" Machine from Futurama[/QUOTE] The Who-Ask machine to go with it.

Nano Rifle from Red Faction: Guerrilla. I make my own doors.

A computer that; 1. has enough cpu, ram, hard-drive, and graphics to support an exact digital replica of the universe. 2. Acts as an internet provider with limitless bandwidth for whoever I choose to give it to. 3. anti-virus program that catches them all. 4. An error-elimination process. 5. Can hide all my porn and be impossible for anyone else to ever find 6. All for Gmod on a modified source engine that has no set limits and realistic gravity simulation up until just before the beginning of black hole creation. 7. comes with the best available sound system with headphones, plasma display, mouse that doesn't break, keyboard that will not collect cereal. At this point, Gmod will become an MMO with several unbelievably large worlds to conquer in spacebuild/however we feel like. And also won't lag, I hate the lag, always freezing because I try to weld things.

A robot

[QUOTE=Eric Blank;22125222]A computer that; 1. has enough cpu, ram, hard-drive, and graphics to support an exact digital replica of the universe. [/QUOTE] Yeah but can it run GTA IV? Probably a portal gun.

A portal gun.

An object that can create any object you want at any time, place, or reason.