On it chief. If you're too lazy to write a short story then they're too lazy to give you a key is how I see it.
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this is some crazy ass muzzle, at first I thought they added a flamethrower
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme for shit
Give me a beta key
There once was a lad named Phago
Who spent his time building with LEGO.
But he realized this waste
And shouted with haste
"I'd much rather play CS:GO!"
Since I heard of the beta I couldn't have gotten a wink of sleep if I tried,
If I told you I wasn't excited for this then I'll tell you the truth: I'd have lied;
Another day passes when I have no access and I bear the pain less and less,
To be somewhat honest I don't play much CS 'cause I am a noob... I digress;
The Gabens of old tell of casual mode,
Where noobs like me can survive;
And the graphics, the views,
It looks shiny and new,
It all makes me feel alive;
It all looks fantastic,
The bombs look bombastic,
I can't wait to dive in and play;
Exhausted of options I thought up a limerick,
For I can see no other way.
I tried to change the words in Green Eggs and Ham, I tried
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/63511818/Grenade%20Spam.txt[/url]
[quote]CT-I-Am: I am CT. CT-I-Am
T: That CT-I-Am! That CT-I-Am! I do not like that CT-I-Am!
CT-I-Am: Do you like grenade spam?
T: I do not like it, CT-I-Am. I do not like grenade spam.
CT-I-Am: Would you like it here or there?
T: I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like grenade spam. I do not like it CT-I-Am.
CT-I-Am: Would you like it in cs_office? Would you like it with a hostage?
T: I do not like it in cs_office. I do not like it with a hostage. I do not like
them here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like grenade spam. I
do not like it, CT-I-Am.
CT-I-Am: Would you throw them in side hall? Would you throw them like a ball?
T: Not in side hall. Not like a ball. Not in cs_office. Not with a hostage. I would not
like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I would not like grenade spam.
I do not like it, CT-I-Am.
CT-I-Am: Would you? Could you? In site B? like it! like it! Here they be.
T: I would not, could not, in site B.
CT-I-Am: You may like it. You will see. You may throw them at CT!
T: I would not, could not at CT. Not in site B! You let me be. I do not like
them in side hall. I do not throw them like a ball. I do not like it in cs_office. I do not
like it with a hostage. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it
anywhere. I do not like grenade spam. I do not like it, CT-I-Am.
CT-I-Am: de_train! de_train! de_train! de_train! Could you, would you, in de_train?
T: Not in de_train! Not at CT! Not in a car! CT! Let me be! I would not,
could not, in side hall. I could not, would not, like a ball. I will not like it with a
hostage. I will not like it in cs_office. I will not like it here or there. I will not like
it anywhere. I do not like grenade spam. I do not like it, CT-I-Am.
CT-I-Am: Say! In the vent! Here in the vent! Would you, could you, in the vent?
T: I would not, could not, in the vent.
CT-I-Am: Would you, could you, in the drain?
T: I would not, could not, in the drain. Not in the vent. Not on de_train. Not in a
car. Not at site B. I do not like it, CT, you see. Not in cs_office. Not in side hall.
Not with a hostage. Not like a ball. I will not like it here or there. I do not like
them anywhere!
CT-I-Am: You do not like grenade spam?
T: I do not like it, CT-I-Am.
CT-I-Am: Could you, would you, with a smoke?
T: I would not, could not, with a smoke!
CT-I-Am: Would you, could you, on a boat?
T: I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a smoke. I will not
like it in the drain. I will not like it in de_train. Not in the vent! Not at site B! Not
in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in side hall. I do not throw them like a ball. I
will not like it in cs_office. I do not like it with a hostage. I do not like it
here or there. I do not like it ANYWHERE! I do not like grenade spam! I
do not like it, CT-I-Am.
CT-I-Am: You do not like it. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
T: CT! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.
T: Say! I like grenade spam! I do! I like it, CT-I-Am! And I would
like it in a boat. And I would like it with a smoke…and I will like it in the
drain. And in the vent. And on de_train. And in a car. And at site B. They are so good,
so good, you see!
So I will like it in side hall. And I will throw them like a ball. And I will like it in
cs_office. And I will like it with a hostage. And I will like it here and there. Say! I
will like it ANYWHERE!
I do so like grenade spam! Thank you! Thank you, CT-I-Am![/quote]
[quote]Terrorists are Red
CTs are blue
Give me a key
or I'll fist you [/quote]
If this doesn't win, I'll be extremely disappointed.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
COD is shit,
CS:GO will do
These poem contests are dumb as shit why not just do a random chance thing.
I see how random things works out on dota 2 forums. One guy with 4 keys.[QUOTE=markg06;34815304]These poem contests are dumb as shit why not just do a random chance thing.[/QUOTE]
der wns was a noob hoo cudnt noscope (scrub)
pick up weel gun noob uninstall gem
I think I might win.
give ro
CS:GO
Quothed the raven,
"thine bomb hast been planteth"
At least its the same as other CS games.
[video=youtube;zPhtn87ts1o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPhtn87ts1o[/video]
DMGaina (RADIO): Get in position and wait for my go
DMGaina (RADIO): Sector clear.
DMGaina (RADIO): Get out of there, it’s gonna blow!
DMGaina (RADIO): Report in, team.
DMGaina (RADIO): Enemy down.
Admin: -You have been kicked from the server for voice command spam-
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