First thread on Facepunch. - General

Haha, this has to have some pretty funny ones. Click on your account in the upper right corner and click 'Find all threads started by x' Wow I was stupid, I didn't know the difference between models and skins.. [editline]yess[/editline] Better yet, just quote the post that way people won't bump it. [quote=Can someone make me a mushroomhead model?]Can someone make me a model that has a mushroomhead symbol on a blackshirt (The Symbol will be blue..) And ripped blue jeans? [/quote]

[quote]In the middle of a server, everything just suddenly warped. At first I thought an admin had randomly toggled drugs, but it was too trippy. Everything had like a trail after it. You couldn't tell anything apart, BLUs had a certain aura around them, and after a while some textures came back. (weapons, buildings) When something was fired, there was a crazy aftereffect. And then there were these... NUMBERS. Everywhere. On the walls, the stairs, the ceiling. It was like my computer was possessed by Satan. I was the only one seeing this it turned out. I would check back to see if it was constant, but my Ping is going insane and it fucks up after something intense. If anyone knows what it means, tell me what to do. This is just something wrong with TF2, so I posted it here. Checked GMod and my others, their fine.[/quote] This. [editline]01:20AM[/editline] It was fun.

I posted this. [url]http://www.u3clan.com/knifey/kane_dance.swf[/url] In the wrong section. [QUOTE=xpod1;17807515]This. [editline]01:20AM[/editline] It was fun.[/QUOTE] I don't remember posting in that but apparently I did.

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

[quote=I need help...]ERROR: GAMEMODE:'ScoreboardShow' Failed: scoreboard/scoreboard.lua:197: attempt to call field 'GetAll' (a nil value) ...Is the error I get when I try to pull up my score board...Please help me. [/quote] :buddy:

Never made a thread before

I got perma'd by garry for my first thread. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post (Reason: Missed the GTA thread) 54887 )[/highlight] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=530862[/url]

Must've sucked.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=540718[/url] I was having some issues with some Garry's Mod stuff so I finally made a Facepunch account

Here's my first thread that failed: [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=757735]Pictures with Funny People/Objects in the Background![/url] [QUOTE=.Cheezy.;15640004]The kind of pictures that I want to see are the ones that would have turned out nice but are now hilarious or disturbing because there is a random guy in the background making the weirdest face or doing something obscene. I'm sure many of you have seen these types of pictures around the internet, so dig through your albums and post some of your original pictures if you have any! My contribution: [IMG_thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/NHCheezy/wtfjohnlololol.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] It only got 5 replies, one of them from me.

[QUOTE=kamikaze470;12095211]Well, I had this problem for at least a month now. My scoreboard is messed up pretty bad, and I have no idea how how it happened, or how to solve it. The problem is that everytime I bring it up, it stays there and doesn't disappear. There's nothing inside the box of the scoreboard, but the title of the server and that's pretty much it. This happens for Mutliplayer and also Singleplayer. I have a couple of screen shots to show you what I am talking about. So can someone tell me how I can solve it or why it is doing this?? [URL=http://img136.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scoreboardgmod10qq3.jpg][IMG]http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8879/scoreboardgmod10qq3.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scoreboardgmod101un2.jpg][IMG]http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4503/scoreboardgmod101un2.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] EDIT: I have solved my problem. It was just some NPC control crap. :D[/QUOTE] Wow I'm surprised it's not locked still!

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=641232[/url] I was pretty impatient for the L4D demo, so I decided to make a new account after I forgot my old one's password after like 15 posts in 07.

[quote=helpiminabox]How long in general does it take to upload a 5GB RAR? Because it's been at least an hour, and it's still not done. [/quote] :smithicide:

My first thread. [quote] Yesterday I came up with this idea about a new zombie survival map. Since I got no experience in using hammer I put up this request as follows. - [IMG]http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q19/vertex_photos/map_concept_02.jpg[/IMG] - 1. Zombie spawn. -This is where the zombies will spawn, first they will need to break through "the great wall" which the humans are controlling. 2. The great wall. -As I mentioned earlier the great wall is controlled by the humans, after the zombies break through the humans will have to move to the building as seen on the picture. 3. Human spawn. -Humans will start on the other side of the map, they will have to defend their wall as long as possible for a better chance of survival. When the zombies break through the wall the humans will have to hide in the big building on their side of "the great wall", inside the building there will be loads of physic props to build up a new blockade to keep out the zombies. The game will get more exiting when the fast zombies are unlocked, they will be able to break through the planks which is bolted to the window on the roof. Hope someone is interested in helping me make this map, the concept is pretty simple too. Thank you for reading.[/quote] It was never made...

[QUOTE=Moi;17808471][URL=http://img502.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rphometown19990000uf6.jpg] ... does anybody understand this pic? not me atleast...[/QUOTE] Lol I didn't know how to post pictures!

This account I made 5 minutes ago but on my other account it was a fail thread about shock sites :P

I swear on Steam (yes that is a very scary thought) that this is not a "shocker" sie :D

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=456870[/url] That was when I still had hope in the wii :sigh:

[QUOTE]If it is possible, someone please make a Hydraulic Arm tool that can do what the current one can only like a real one. what i mean by that is that it con only extend 2x the distance between the two points you click on and the two ends are ball socketed so free there is free movement between the two objects. it needs to be a 2 button operation [1-extend 2-retract] it has to be a straight line so after you fully extend it won't go limp like a winch. [/QUOTE] Never made either..

[quote=retard] I downloaded Player Models and deleted them, but now there just errors, and when i chnage it to an original, it says invalid player model! hwo do i fix this? [/quote] Lovely, isn't it?

[quote=HL1 Explosion sounds?] Ever since the orange box update, I've been having problems with explosions,they always sound like the Half-Life 1 explosions. Any explanation or way to fix it? [/quote] My first thread was a shitty gmod problem no one knew how to fix since apparently, I got no replies. Either that or it was so blatantly obvious that no one even commented on my dumbness.

[quote=Evil Genius on Steam]Just noticed that the old classic "Evil genius" is on Steam for 9.99€, I'd advice anyone who likes rts and humour to have a look at it, since it's one of the more memoriable games from the last years. I know there was an Evil genius thread a couple of weeks back, but I couldn't find it, so sorry.[/quote] I don't like to start threads.

This was my first thread. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=576307[/url]

This thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=449191[/url] [QUOTE=Jack Bryce;7955183]As the thread's name suggests, post the best score you've ever got in a video game, provide a screenshot of the in game score if possible (please, no photoshopped ones though) Here, let me start off... My really strange Raven Shield score (done with a shotgun) [URL=http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goodshootingir9.png][IMG]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3102/goodshootingir9.th.png[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] I wish I could get that picture back. It showed a 240% hit rate.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=673421[/url] [quote=Ratings are back?]or is it just for me? I see agree and disagree ratings that you can use down at the reply buttons, do you? EDIT: Nevermind, thread ratings, delete this thread[/quote]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=471435[/url] [quote]Well It have been 08 for about 3.5 hours now but who cares. HAPPY NEW YEAR! (User was banned for this post (Reason: We don't need a thread for every timezone) [event] 20610 [/event])[/quote] lol, and i had made 2 threads before this one but they're deleted or something

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=726939[/url] [quote]I want to ruin the guy's shoes, he's a real asshole he tried to shoot my cat once before I called the police, they found nothing to prove it so i want to get back at him, anyway putting my index finger with my middle finger down my throat does not work. So please help me out! [/quote]

[quote]I'd rather see a guy with his finger up his nose, than a dogs asshole. [/quote] That was about the default avatars. :buddy:

[quote=September 2007] Where can I download the Zombine ragdoll/NPC?[/quote] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=425919[/url] [editline]03:41PM[/editline] also nobody better have an idea of bumping all of these dead threads

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=476697[/url] It was on the Gmod orange box beta and I had a console full of LUA errors. I think it got fixed a couple of days later.