Don't drop the soap! - General

I have two questions regarding high school/military/prison shower rooms. What's the best way to tie rope around soap to ensure that you don't drop it? I know it sounds dumb, but one screw up with your rope and you could drop your soap. All I found on Google was shitty arts and crafts websites that teach you how to make soap on a rope. How do you avoid getting a boner? No, I'm not gay. It's just that some times I wake up in the morning with a hard as a rock boner (maybe I had a wet dream or my hormones are raging through my blood stream). Getting a boner in the guy's shower room would definitely rank pretty high on worst fears list. BTW, to anyone who wants to know what to do when you drop the soap. Put your foot over the soap and slide it under yourself. Slowly squat with your back straight. Pretend that you're doing a weight lifting exercise. Grab the soap and stand up carefully.

Because every time you drop the soap there is a guy behind you waiting to ass rape you.

i would like help with the second part also

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;23792507]Because every time you drop the soap there is a guy behind you waiting to ass rape you.[/QUOTE] We know that, did you read the OP?

[QUOTE=cqbcat;23792260]BTW, to anyone who wants to know what to do when you drop the soap. Put your foot over the soap and slide it under yourself. Slowly squat with your back straight. Pretend that you're doing a weight lifting exercise. Grab the soap and stand up carefully.[/QUOTE] I would not try this, people. They will push you over and have their way with your anus. On topic: Just put a hole in the soap, put a rope through it, tie it, and there you have it. If you get a boner in the shower. . . Don't get in the shower.

[QUOTE=-qwerty-;23795512]I would not try this, people. They will push you over and have their way with your anus. On topic: Just put a hole in the soap, put a rope through it, tie it, and there you have it. If you get a boner in the shower. . . Don't get in the shower.[/QUOTE] I was going to say that.

I thought don't ask don't tell is in the military, so they would be fired from it.... Oh wait...

It wouldn't be Rape if I enjoy it :3:

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;23792507]Because every time you drop the soap there is a guy behind you waiting to ass rape you.[/QUOTE] Not necessarily, but it's an uncomfortable situation I'd like to avoid.