LMAO pics Version Thirty One: Wazzpinator isn't your god and you don't love him
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OPRRESIVE DICTATOR WAZZPINATOR'S RULES.
[b]If it's late, rate late. Don't whine or anything.
No goatse, or any other shock images. We came for lolz, not pictures of distorted asses.
No porn either.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT QUOTE LONG POSTS.
Memes to a minimum. We aren't /b/. The advice menagarie is okay though, for the reason that I like them.
Who cares if you didn't find the OP funny. Post more. That's the reason for the thread...
Bow Down to Wazpinator he is your god.
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[img]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Furries,-The-only-people-who-take-the-birds-and-the-bees-metaphor-literally..png[/img]
First one...hehehehehe
FIRST PIC I MEAN
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[QUOTE=wazzpinator;18717744]@ilolled. Good for you.[/QUOTE]
It's funny how your original post was "rated dumb" or something like that.
3rd pick, on the other side her hand is distorted as well.
Also I rated you funny first say thanks :D.
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;18717723]First one...hehehehehe
FIRST PIC I MEAN
[URL=http://img143.imageshack.us/i/96261231918075307114980.jpg/][IMG]http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2663/96261231918075307114980.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
My picture was the first, then you edited that in :saddowns:
This thread remains dumb, whether posted in GD or here....
[QUOTE=Adbor;18717752]Worst OP after Bulmer[/QUOTE]
So fucking what. Stop filling the thread with whine.
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[editline]10:10PM[/editline]
[quote=alphagunman;18717782]my picture was the first, then you edited that in :saddowns:[/quote]
so fucking what
[QUOTE=Adbor;18717752]Worst OP after Bulmer[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.b0dhi.com/gtfo.barker.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;18717825]So fucking what. Stop filling the thread with whine.
[editline]10:10PM[/editline]
so fucking what[/QUOTE]
Nothing, nothing. Just saying.
[img]http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/twilight.jpg[/img]
[img]http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/20_things_about_beer.png[/img]
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;18717782]My picture was the first, then you edited that in :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Who the bloody fuck cares.
Quality of pics > Who posted the first pic.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;18717864]I know. Can we re-rail this thread?[/QUOTE]
By the LMAO powers within me, I declare this thread railed.
Because the above post is funny.
But the one below is not
damnit. It is actually funny.
[QUOTE=Adbor;18717752]Worst OP after Bulmer[/QUOTE]
You didn't see the other thread then.
[editline]10:20PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;18717896][img]http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5kr1ImJ31qzs63fo1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
The statement behind this is quite good.
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;18717825]
so fucking what[/QUOTE]
Nothing "fucking what". It was a statement/observation. Do you go "It's 12:05 PM" "So fucking what?" too? Chill. :rolleyes:
A yard sale of androids.
Not using this one,OP is fag.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8zMPb.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;18717995]Nothing "fucking what". It was a statement/observation. Do you go "It's 12:05 PM" "So fucking what?" too? Chill. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy116/raidermark60/lesnar.jpg[/img]
It took 18 minutes for a new thread.
Facepunch.
I am dissapoint.
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[quote]The person I heard this from ("Al" in the story) swears that it really happened. (And no, I'm not this "Mark" - you should be able to figure out why I chose those names. :)
Two guys (we'll call them "Mark" and "Al") are out cruising. Mark is driving, and they're on some out-of-the way roads. Mark is distracted and doesn't see a stop-sign, and a few moments after he runs it they hear a siren and see blue lights. Mark has never been stopped by the police before, and gets really nervous.
MARK: OhshitwhatdidIdo? I wasn't speeding, was I? No, I wasn't speeding. What'd I do what'd I do?
He pulls over, shaking like a leaf. The cop pulls in behind and walks up to his window.
COP: You realize you ran a stop sign back there?
MARK: [panicky] No, honest! I didn't see it! I didn't mean to run it! I just didn't see it! Really!
COP: I'll need to see your driver's license.
Mark pats his pants for a few seconds before remembering that he's wearing shorts with no pockets. He looks around the car, finds his wallet, opens it up, and starts frantically throwing things out of it into the back seat. No license. He enlists Al's help, and together they search the glove compartment, under the seats, behind the cushions, front and back, to no avail. After ten or fifteen minutes of searching, Al looks up and catches the officer's eye.
AL: You don't need to see his identification.
COP: [without missing a beat] I don't need to see his identification.
AL: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
COP: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
AL: He may go on about his business.
COP: You may go on about your business.
AL: Move along.
COP: Move along.
At this point the cop turns around, walks back to his car, gets in, and drives away.
Mark pulls out and makes it about 200 yards down the road. Then he stops and just shakes for a few minutes, finally asking Al to drive. [/quote]
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