Corrupt a wish! - General - Facepunch Forum

To play Corrupt a Wish, you make you corrupt someones wish and then make your own wish, example: I wish I could fly Granted, but you are allergic to gravity. So i'll start: I wish Facepunch had Porn. (Where I got it/ Original (Prolly Not): [url]http://forums.aperturegaminglabs.com/forums/index.php?topic=504.msg3420;topicseen#new[/url])

Granted, but then you made this thread. I wish this thread wasn't made.

Granted, but the OP makes a thread bitching about the deletion. I wish I had cookies.

Granted, but they are covered in ants. I wish I had a beta for GM13.

granted, but your steam account gets hijacked i wish for wealth

Granted, but a lot of good features were either replaced by shit, or removed. (Which actually happened. Also there are still keys on the website if you are serious.) I wish GM13 was better. [editline]1st August 2012[/editline] fuck you, you ninja'd me

Granted, but most of addons are gonna break. I wish i had damn hot girl.

Granted, but she dies of a heat stroke. I wish for this wish to go uncorrupted.

Granted, but your filesystem goes corrupt. I wish to have all the GTX 690s in the world.

Granted, but it gets corrupted anyway, bitch :v: I wish i could sing [editline]1st August 2012[/editline] way to ninja, damn

Granted, but your throat gets sore after a minute of singing. I wish I was the best ninja poster ever.

Granted, but real life ninjas will get jealous and try to kill you. I wish I had more friends

Granted, but then everyone on the planet starts fighting to be friends with you and you're killed in the scuffle. I wish gays had more rights.

Granted, but now homophobes riot and anybody found to be gay is shot dead. I wish I had the stunning good looks of Justin Bieber, and the amazing vocal talent of Lady Gaga.

Granted, but you keep on getting booed off the stage. I wish for all the GTX 690s in the world (again!)

Granted, but one's a queer and the others extremely weird, therefore, you dont get bitches, ever. I wish i could actually make a wish. [editline]1st August 2012[/editline] AGAIN WHAT?!? :(

Granted, but you're deaf. I wish for all the GTX 690s in the world (AGAIN!)

Granted, but they're all DOA I wish you would STOP NINJAING ME

Granted, but someone else ninja's you. I wish for Miley Cyrus to not exist!

Granted. Nothin' wrong with that wish, just granted. I wish I had a Laptop.

Granted, but it's a shit HP and it breaks several times. I wish for 9gag and FunnyJunk to not exist!

Granted, but all the users migrated to facepunch I wish I didnt get booed of the stage anymore

Granted, but there are riots that target you. I wish for shitty printers not to exist!

Granted, but with their lesser printers out of the way, the superior printers begin an uprising against man. I wish Colleges did not look at the GPA of applying students.

[QUOTE=dalton0419;37030354]Granted, but with their lesser printers out of the way, the superior printers begin an uprising against man. I wish Colleges did not look at the GPA of applying students.[/QUOTE] Granted but the value of a degree plummets and cost of attendance skyrockets. I wish NASA had more funding.

Granted, but they put their funding into domestic spy satellites aimed at you. I wish i had a softer bed to sleep in.

Granted. It's so soft you can't even sit without sinking into it. I wish I had Ricochet 2.

Granted, but we don't get Episode 3. I wish for faster than light space travel

Granted, but you destroy everything in the path of your vehicle as depicted in the XKCD What If? about throwing a baseball at 0.9c effectively making your destination plasma. I wish for lag to be gone!

Granted, but everyone has extremely slow internet. I wish that we got Hl2 Episode 3.