Basically, you are put in a random chat with a stranger whom you can chat with.
[url]http://omegle.com/[/url]
Post your conversations
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: RAWR!!!
You: Can i confess something?
Stranger: Sure can
You: Sometimes...
You: I like to...
You: dress up in a furry suit, and masturbate to other men in furry suits
Stranger: Me too
You: Oh god, that was a relief!
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: you
Stranger: =
Stranger: /b/tard
You: so, wanna dress up in furry suits and masturbate on webcam?
Stranger: amirite?
You: RULES ONE AND TWO MOFUCKA!
Stranger: oh fuck that
Stranger: fuck the rules
Stranger: they are the real cancer
You have disconnected.
Stranger: i dont trust your link
You: It's just photobucket.
You: I could do tinypic if you prefer.
Stranger: youre gonna log mah keys
You: It's just an image hosting site..sheesh.
Stranger: lol
You: You know, the one about a million users log into every day?
Stranger: cant be too careful
You: [url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006050323189[/url]
You: OR if you don't trust that.
You: [url]http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=is+photobucket+safe%3F&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g1&fp=5TZlSg8c0wI[/url]
Stranger: hmmm
You: The first one is yahoo.
Stranger: could still be a keylogger
Stranger: gotta protect mah WoW keys
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: I want to be a woman :(
Stranger: cool
Stranger: il help
You: how
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: yesss
You: would you care to donate your cooch?
You: kooch
You: whatev
Stranger: sure
You: you can have my penis
You: so you can play with it
Stranger: awsome
You: I'll even thow in a bottle of luve so you can fap with it
You: lube*
Stranger: yeahhh
You: What'll you give me?
Stranger: ill give u sumvibrators
You: awesome
You: you have a pen.
You: ill send you a pen
Stranger: yeahh
You: you can have fun with that
Stranger: ok cool
You: by shoving it in your urethra
Stranger: wat
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: hi. 19-m-usa Bi
You: 18/f/canada straight
You: or watev
You: u from fp?
Stranger: fp?
You: nvm
You: fuck me hard NOA!
Stranger: can u prove ur female?
You: how?
Stranger: u have a cam?
You: no :(
You: i have to confess...
You: im not a girl...
Stranger: ur a troll
Stranger: a mudkip?
You: IM FUCKING BATMAN!
Stranger: gary oak?!
Stranger: oh
You: YOUR CANT FUCK ME CUZ IM TOO FAST WITH MAH BELT!
You: HAHAHAHAHHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: BATMAN AWAY!
Stranger: NEOPETS?!?! ITS GOOD FOR YOU!!
You: DELICIOUS
Stranger: YES
You: OM NOM NOM NOM
You: THEY GIVE ME NUTRIENTS
Stranger: AND THEY'RE LOW IN CALORIES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]12:46AM[/editline]
[quote]Stranger: yo
You: IM FROM FP MUTHAFOOKER
You: DO YOU LOV CHEEZY STICKZ?
Stranger: YES
You: HOLY FUCK MY SOUL MATE
You: LETS RUN THROUGH A CHEEZY RAINBOW
Stranger: YAY
You: WOOP WOOP DIARY REPRESENT
Stranger: HELLYEH
You: THIS IS SO EXTREME WE NEED MORE EXPLOSIONS FOR +AWESOME
You: BOOM KA-POW
Stranger: POWWWW
You: SHAZANG TANG
Stranger: BOO YAH
You: WOOOOOOOOOO
You: <:D
You: GET THE FIRE CHEIF ALL UP IN HERE
You: <|:D
Stranger: fuk yeh
Stranger: VERY NICEE
You: THAT HOW WE DO IT BRA IN NORTH SIDE CENTRAAAAL
Stranger: CENTRALLL
You: woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I love the internet.
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: i am fine
You: where are you from?
Stranger: that is good.
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I'm from Utah.
You: District 9
You: i want to go to utah but cant
Stranger: district 9?
You: stupid anti human limits
Stranger: why would you want to come here to utah
Stranger: lol
You: Me and my kind really just want to go home
You: D:
Stranger: omg
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Frank West
You: I covered Wars y'know
Stranger: wow
Stranger: amazing
You: I know
You: I never fired at a person before
Stranger: lol
You: apart from a camera
Stranger: ur job?
You: Photojournalist
You: Freelance pal
Stranger: woow
You: I'm taking a helicopter ride to some town
You: I got a big scoop
You: Could put me on the news everywhere
Stranger: nice job !
You: I covered wars y'know
Stranger: ya i know
Stranger: do u have some big sallary from that?
You: Freelance
You: They pay me if they think it's good enough
Stranger: i see
You: I covered wars y'know
Stranger: how old are u pal?
You: I covered wars y'know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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We have another thread like this in the hottest place on the web. [sp]The OIFY[/sp]
You: YO SUP NIGGA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: YO SUP NIGGa
Stranger: hey
You: MELON?
Stranger: not much and u?
You: KOOL AID?
Stranger: dude ur high
You: NAH MANG
Stranger: or then just insane
Stranger: where are u from?
You: GHETTO
Stranger: oo cool
Stranger: me too
You: HELLS YEAH
You: COOL
Stranger: not'
You: AWWW MAN FUCK YOU THEN!
Stranger: ok. :)
You: i WAS GONNA ASK Y'ALL TO COME POP SOME WHITE TRASH
Stranger: don't talk to girls like that
You: SHADDAP HO
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: shutting...
You: I'm done hno
You: now
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
Stranger: goodbye. :)
Stranger: x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Stranger: .................................................................................................................................................
You: whats up?
Stranger: gud
You: ???
Stranger: hw r u?
Stranger: ???
You: No Juan Hablo Espanol
Stranger: well, ok
You: lo
You: lo
You: lol
Stranger: i can't speak ur lang
Stranger: lol
You: dude i speak english
You: not 1337
Stranger: ok..ok
You: someone told me your a nazi
Stranger: lol
You: SIEG HAIL
You: IM FROM FP MUTHAFOOKER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Had Another Good One.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
You: Sup My Nigga!
Stranger: 미친새끼
Stranger: 좆까라
You: 미친새끼
You:
Omegle
Talk to strangers!
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
You: Sup My Nigga!
Stranger: 미친새끼
Stranger: 좆까라
You: 미친새끼
Stranger: 니
Stranger: 한국인이제
You: SPEAK ENGLISH!
Stranger: 시발아 어디살어
You: faggot
Stranger: ㅈㄹ한다
Stranger: 꺼져라
Stranger: 시발련아
You: dxbglvuasbnkrlsvbgleyigbevyerjakbrvkzzllabyvbrgv
You have disconnected.
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16327585]You![/QUOTE]
Holy shit man :pirate:
however that dude I screencaped was awesome.
itt not a question thread
[QUOTE=MC3craze;16326849]We have another thread like this in the hottest place on the web. [sp]The OIFY[/sp][/QUOTE]
Please put "I stole this from muscar" on your avatar :)
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: こんいちわ
Stranger: huh?
You: お前は日本語じゃない意
Stranger: こんいちわ to you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:v:
[quote]Stranger: male korea
You: female china
You have disconnected.[/quote]
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[QUOTE=Muscar;16328241]Please put "I stole this from muscar" on your avatar :)[/QUOTE]
Okay. I liked your avatar so I stole it. I'm too lazy to make my own:keke:
[QUOTE=Muscar;16328241]Please put "I stole this from muscar" on your avatar :)[/QUOTE]
please bitch and moan more
[quote]You: こんいちわ
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i run into a japanese person but
Stranger: im on a computer with no
Stranger: wait
Stranger: you used wa
Stranger: you're supposed to use ha
Stranger: you're english
You: 一人じゃない意
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i dont know that kanji
Stranger: put it into hiragana
You: やっだ
Stranger: shittttttt
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: doko ni imasu ka
You: ん？
You: お前は日本人？
Stranger: amerikajin
Stranger: demo nihongo wo benkyou suru
You: すごい
Stranger: sou dewa nai
You: yeah well your japanese is good nice job facepunch will have this
You have disconnected.[/quote]
cool person
[QUOTE=DesertRaptor;16328468]cool person[/QUOTE]
Stranger: こんいちわ
You: shit
You: i run into a japanese person but
You: im on a computer with no
You: wait
You: you used wa
You: you're supposed to use ha
You: you're english
Stranger: 一人じゃない意
You: hmm
You: i dont know that kanji
You: put it into hiragana
Stranger: やっだ
You: shittttttt
You: ummmm
You: doko ni imasu ka
Stranger: ん？
Stranger: お前は日本人？
You: amerikajin
You: demo nihongo wo benkyou suru
Stranger: すごい
You: sou dewa nai
Stranger: yeah well your japanese is good nice job facepunch will have this
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i log in for the first time in 2 years and its trivial shit like this
oh hi there
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yo
You: i'm not going to show you my tits i just want a nice converstaion
Stranger: okay....
Stranger: sure
You: kk
You: hows you
Stranger: i am not showing you my dick either...
You: well neither am i then
Long Pause
Stranger: wtf?
You: ?
Stranger: you have a dick?
You: yeah.. doesn't everyone?
Stranger: no
You: SERIOUSLY?
You: no your kidding
You: good one
Stranger: well... guys have dicks and women light sabers
Stranger: does your dick glow
Stranger: ?
You: only in the dark
Stranger: its a light saber
You: oh okay
You: is that normal?
Stranger: if u r a chick
You: kk
Long Pause
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: stairs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
shit
edit:You: everyday or every other day
Stranger: every day
You: on the stairs or in the basement
Stranger: stairs
You: so thats it huh
Stranger: have a picture?
You: no
You: im ugly
Stranger: its alright
Stranger: but,
You: thank you
Stranger: I'm having a contest with a friend to see who can get more pictures of people
Stranger: so I'm going to have to go.
Stranger: your probably not that ugly
You: wait
You: get a new friend
You have disconnected.
You: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Stranger: 21 male bangladesh
You: as you can tell i am a 19 male brazillian
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so u like brazillian soccer very much
You: i prefer bedroom soccer
Stranger: ohh..dat's fun
You: yeah but it sucks when you miss the goal
Stranger: neways..nice talking to u
Stranger: i like brazil
You: thanks me too
You have disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: hey asl?
You: om nom nom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]
Stranger: 21 old men wating for horny girl with MSN and web cam
You: om nom nom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
tbh
[quote]You: sup homie
Stranger: Hello nothing good
You: how you be doin?
Stranger: fine and u?
You: is all coo'
You: mah mom got murdered by some white trashes bu is all coo
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: ya man i was about to go pop some white trashes bu then i decided to crank up dat pc and talk to someone ya know.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
oh lol
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whatsup!
You: I'm good :D
Stranger: lol!
You: does fp mean anything to you?
Stranger: Fill this out and I will do what you want [url]http://bit.ly/5Hfmk[/url]
Stranger: I'll cyber with you if you complete this for me: [url]http://bit.ly/5Hfmk[/url]
Stranger: fuck u!
You: lol!
Stranger: mother fucker LOL
You: virus links ftw!
You: here's a rickroll: 1227.com
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUcKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: go to the HELL
You: s'all good!
Stranger: U R SO SILLY BABY
You: OMG I KNOW HOW TO CAPS :D!
Stranger: Get the hell out of here! Asshole!
You: omg!
You: I report you to de police!
Stranger: I’m telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
You: i order hitmen on u![/quote]
This was random lol
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: m or fm
You: fm radio
Stranger: your a chick
You: no i am a radio
Stranger: i like that
You: good
Stranger: i like you
You: thanks
You: i dont know you
Stranger: you have a dick
You: no i am a radio
Stranger: i like that
You: thanks
Stranger: you have a pussy
You: no
You: i am
You: a radio
Stranger: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
wtf
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: im gay
Stranger: really?
You: yeah totally gay
Stranger: are you a lesbo?
You: no gay for dudes
Stranger: gross!
Stranger: your gross!
You: you like dudes?
Stranger: fuck no, thats sick
Stranger: i like pussy
You: im a pussy does that mean you like me?
Stranger: no, it means i want to punch you in the face
You: do it
Stranger: and knock your teeth down your dick sucking throat
You: do it that sounds hot
Stranger: you would love
Stranger: it
You: i know i would
Stranger: then i would shove a pineapple up your prolapsed asshole
You: meh, i could fit a watermelon
Stranger: but watermelons dont have the spikey things on them
You: put some toothpicks in it
Stranger: your gonna be shitting your pants by the time your like 35
Stranger: for real
You: i shit my pants now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
yup
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