What is your favorite Spongebob quote?

[ThePunisher45]

So, My senior quote is due by the end of the week and i am pretty much set on having a Spongebob quote. However, I am having trouble finding anything good that isn't taken.

[Tarver]

It is illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets

[The-Happy-Emo]

"Are you feeling it now, Mr.Krabs?"

[asteroidrules]

[video=youtube;R7BiKZbKffk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BiKZbKffk[/video]

[Bee York]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[Kirbyfactor]

'No, this is Patrick'

[Theuaredead]

[video=youtube;LU_4MfvORFw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU_4MfvORFw[/video]

[Pantz Master]

"You know it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!"

[Theuaredead]

[video=youtube;Lu5SJcNp0J0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu5SJcNp0J0[/video]
[video=youtube;KQi3r88-rT4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQi3r88-rT4[/video]
[video=youtube;9YqehGlg6m8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YqehGlg6m8[/video]
[video=youtube;F0K5s7-k9cs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0K5s7-k9cs[/video]
[video=youtube;kyNssAQweF0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyNssAQweF0[/video]
[video=youtube;deR7-8zsy5k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deR7-8zsy5k[/video]
[video=youtube;--hsVknT1c0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hsVknT1c0[/video]
[video=youtube;ZvkjewgF8GQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvkjewgF8GQ[/video]

[Nightscout]

It's really easy to forget how amazing this show was before things went to shit after the movie was over.

[B]Edit:[/B]
*First movie. I can't believe I have to say that.

[Theuaredead]

[video=youtube;bQOWNhArdbA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQOWNhArdbA[/video]
[video=youtube;kOyPsl0bI1g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOyPsl0bI1g[/video]

[editline]11th December 2014[/editline]

[video=youtube;HA1mbZ_MMh8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8[/video]

awww not my merge

[SuperPlamz]

"Who wants to lick my cheeks?"

[ryfry]

[video=youtube;Ys-661oLevE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys-661oLevE[/video]

[RustledJimmys]

"Bye Squidward! Bye Mister Krabs! [I]Bye Squidward~"[/I]
"You said Bye Squidward twice."
"[I]I like Squidward".[/I]

[yellowoboe]

[video=youtube;--hsVknT1c0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hsVknT1c0[/video]

[Kegan]

are you squidward?

...

That's okay, take your time.

[Durrsly]

[video=youtube;b807D0gEMBg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b807D0gEMBg[/video]

[Bib]

"If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true."

How motivating.

[BrandoJack]

Patrick: It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before.
SpongeBob: Wow, Pat, that was beautiful!
Patrick: What, I was just reading this candy bar wrapper, see?

"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

Mr. Krabs: OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

[asteroidrules]

"That's his.... eager face".

Also:
"Win this one because I told you to"
"Because he told me toooooooo!"

And of course:
[video=youtube;dLuzMDkhYek]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuzMDkhYek[/video]

[KennyAwsum]

Ravioli Ravioli Give me the Formuoli is probably my second favorite while first actually implied in my title.

[video=youtube;3ZGt2oKXSpA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZGt2oKXSpA[/video]

[asteroidrules]

Or if you want to be remembered as antisocial by those who didn't watch Spongebob: "This is the final straw. I am going to move so far away that I will be able to brag about it. I would rather tear out my brainstem, carry it into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection and skip rope with it than continue living where I do now".

[FreakySoup]

You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me! I listen to public radio!

[FunnyStarRunner]

"At least I'm safe inside my mind."
[sp]"At least I'm safe inside my mind."[/sp]

[Mr Skeltal]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxrsZAz7Siw[/media]

[Moustacheman]

[B]SQUIDWARD TORTELLINI![/B]

[Sashaisme]

"I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always HATED IT!"

[Zombie]

You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be OK.

[Smallheart]

"The most important meal of the day, blaablaaduuhduuhgarryswayBLAH!"

[Erkor]

[video=youtube;56tr6yGD0Yg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56tr6yGD0Yg[/video]
I couldn't find a normal high-quality version but this