Guess I'm jumping on the bandwagon.
As the title says.... ask a gas station employee anything.
Do you get gas a lot?
What's the craziest experience you've had as a clerk?
Do you keep a concealed firearm in case of a robbery?
Is the job relatively boring or does something always seem to happen that makes it interesting?
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;36879478]Do you get gas a lot?[/QUOTE]
Well yeah. Gas station food does that to ya.
[QUOTE=Dead Mouse.;36879484]What's the craziest experience you've had as a clerk?[/QUOTE]
This is kind of sad, but nothing exciting ever happens. I mean, I built a pyramid out of Powerade crates right outside the store...
Have you ever been scared on the job?
How many times have you been robbed?
Is it like the show "Corner Gas" ?
Do you ever sneak any thing on the job, like candy bars or a drink or something?
What time is it?
Do you get a discount on gas?
Who would win a fight between a cyborg bear and a mountain lion with a shoulder mount machine gun?
Scared? Not really. Except for when I accidentally gave fuel to three different pumps, and had to emergency stop everything.
I believe the store has only been robbed twice in the 24 years it's been open.
I've never seen "Corner Gas" :(
I tried stealing a Powerade on a day where it was hot as hell, and I had been working outside. I cracked it open, drank some.... and then I pussied out and paid for it. With that being said, it would be incredibly easy to steal something.
It's 12:48 AM here in the Midwest.
Do I get a discount? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
And the mountain lion would gun down that bear so fast.
How much do you get paid?
When you pee do you make it splash to show your dominance or on the side of the bowl so it is quite?
[QUOTE=elih595;36882362]When you pee do you make it splash to show your dominance or on the side of the bowl so it is quite?[/QUOTE] Alpha Male aims for the center because it scares all the killers in the shower away.
Do you like long walks on the beach?
Has a truck ever drove and crashed into the front of the store, then the people driving attach the atm by chain and drive away?
There was a series of those kind of robberies at gas stations.
Whats your cell phone number?
I get paid $7.50/hr, which is 25 cents more than minimum wage here in Minnesota. Downside is, there's no possibility of a raise.
I pee to the side, honestly. Peeing in the center results in possible spattering, which I'd just have to clean up later.
Long walks on the beach? Is there sex afterwards?
There's been no extreme crashes, though a semi did just plow through a couple of our concrete barriers, while ripping a nozzle straight out of the pump.
I'll give you a hint: My number starts with a 9.
Why do you call it "gas" when its form is clearly a liquid? Gasoline doesn't count because the chemical name is actually petroleum.
Do you smoke?
Are you from Pakistan
I had to look this one up, 'cuz I had no idea. Apparently, when gasoline was first used as fuel, the name "petrol" was already trademarked (at least here in the US). So, they stuck with the name "gasoline", or gas for short. Fun fact, gasoline was used as a cleaning product on vehicles.
I don't smoke. I gotta say, though, working around tons of different brands/flavors of cigarettes and chewing tobacco all day sure makes one curious.
I'm not from Pakistan, I'm a Scandinavian mutt. Sorry to disappoint.
What's the best type of candy bar in your gas station?
did you go to college
[QUOTE=Estolle93;36885544]I had to look this one up, 'cuz I had no idea. Apparently, when gasoline was first used as fuel, the name "petrol" was already trademarked (at least here in the US). So, they stuck with the name "gasoline", or gas for short. Fun fact, gasoline was used as a cleaning product on vehicles.[/QUOTE]
I'm impressed with your willingness to help me with my question. +1 internets for you.
Personally, I'm a fan of the cookies n' cream bars we have. Mmmmmmm....
I did go to college, I'll be a Sophomore this coming fall. I studied Chemistry, but it turns out I really suck at chemistry. So, I'm thinking Computer Science this coming year.
My name's Erik. Like the viking. :v:
[QUOTE=Slater;36885832]I'm impressed with your willingness to help me with my question. +1 internets for you.[/QUOTE]
It's not something I had ever thought of before, so I thank you for bringing it up.
How many litres of Gas have you sold right down to the decimal?
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