FREE: I need to give away a copy of The Ship & The Ship Multiplayer
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To win: The best idea for a new Skyrim character wins. Points for original and fun restrictions, etc.
That's all there is to it, this ends in an hour.
Argonian
Scared of water
Only drinks potions he made because he's scared of someone drugging and raping him
Fights with 2 swords only
Archer
Master of Sneak
Wears heavy armor
Allergic to cheese. When he sneezes he uses unrelenting force.
Khajit
Can only make his own posions
He loves (wild) animals, so he can't kill any
Can't make or use posions that have animal meat in them
Can't eat any animal meat
You need to avoid water at any cost
Khajit
Only uses unarmed and without armor
Always pickpockets when there is someone to pickpocket
Likes to jump around :v:
High elf
Aggresive scum
Doesn't trust weapons, kills dragons with bare hands
No magic no weapons
Fighter
Master of smithing
Wears nothing
Fights everyone nude with his bare hands.
Khajiit
He is afraid of darkness
Only uses Clothes
Always use Axe to fight
Refuses to go to prison every time
Vegan
And every time he sees a cabbage he must steal and eat it
And have a imaginary friend called "Cheetah"
Orc.
Generic warrior type character.
Shield and one-handed for absorbing the heavy hitters.
Two-handed perks later on for unleashing all that is holy.
Don't delve into Alchemy at all, feel free to eat the ingredients or sell them.
Sneaking is for pussies, turn your crosshair off and run at things.
Enchanting is a waste of time, pathetic little gems.
Kill all hunters fearing that they hunt Orcs.
Don't unleash the dragons, just play the game under the premise you're not actually a Dragonborn.
Give me that game.
[QUOTE=Snarfinho;34727951]Khajiit
He is afraid of darkness
Only uses Clothes
Always use Axe to fight
Refuses to go to prison every time
Vegan
And every time he sees a cabbage he must steal and eat it
And have a imaginary friend called "Cheetah"[/QUOTE]
also must kill someone once a day without anyone seeing him, combined with his fear of darkness it should be lulz
The dead Guard
Hood ornament
[B][U]Paranoid Outlaw[/U][/B]
-Nord or Khajiit.
-Wields any type of sword.
-Only light armor.
-No magic.
-All points must be in stamina so he can run long distances.
-Must always hold a torch after 8:00, as he is deathly afraid of the dark.
-He can only swim underwater if he drinks a Waterbreathing potion first, because he's afraid of drowning.
-Almost never sleeps, and when he does, he drops a dagger on his bed prior to sleeping as a precaution.
-Must always resist arrest and run away, he's too scared to go to jail.
-Cannot join the Imperial Legion or the Stormcloak Rebellion, as he must remain anonymous.
-Anything in a building worth over 50 gold must be stolen.
-He has to crouch at night or in a building in which he stole something.
-Anyone could be looking for him; never give out any personal information, no matter what.
Khajit
Scared of everything
Never leaves his house.
Chases dogs
Is addicted to skrum
Wields one handed sword but no shield.
Anything worth anything; must be stolen.
He has to join whichever faction he comes across first.
No armor; it attracts attention.
Must always walk in the dark; he must be a shadow to the Man.
Believes in the Man.
Is he the man? He'll never know.
Is the man.
If confronted; he will go anywhere he is told.
Believes he is a dragonborn; like Dovahkin.
[B]Snarfinho [/B]and [B]John Egbert [/B]are the winners as I'm going to do a combination of the two.
Although I only have the one pack. You have to decide between you two, who's going to have it?
Oh well...Me? :v:
Aww...is there a 2nd place prize?
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;34732122][B]Snarfinho [/B]and [B]John Egbert [/B]are the winners as I'm going to do a combination of the two.
Although I only have the one pack. You have to decide between you two, who's going to have it?[/QUOTE]
But I had the most funnies :(
Imperial
no black smithing
never wears a shirt.
always wears some kind of metal pants
Khajit
Master blacksmith
Master pickpocket
Master lockpick
breaks into every house of every town he visits and puts iron daggers into every container
also puts iron daggers into everyone's pockets as he passes them
Have them blow you. :dance:
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;34732122][B]Snarfinho [/B]and [B]John Egbert [/B]are the winners as I'm going to do a combination of the two.
Although I only have the one pack. You have to decide between you two, who's going to have it?[/QUOTE]
wow dick move, snarfinho wants it for himself and already said that and egbert don't know what do so he will let him have it.
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