This isn't supposed to be a stupid thread. I'm genuinely interested.
Recently I've been wiping myself to the point I get a little bit of blood on the toilet paper and I can feel a small cut - but I shit you not I can't get rid of all my shit unless I do so. I don't know what it is, but it takes me 10mins just to wipe it all out. I blame the toilet paper but nobody else has the issue so I really don't know. Maybe I'm not drinking enough water? I don't know.
What do you guys think? How long does it usually take? Is something wrong with me?
it's like i'm wiping a marker
Depends on the magnitude of the log I just deployed.
Grab roll, scrunch, wipe, check roll, repeat previous steps if necessary, done.
30 seconds to a minute if I had curry or something.
my son licks the shit out of my asshole so ask him
[QUOTE=MenteR;45732765]my son licks the shit out of my asshole so ask him[/QUOTE]
:(
[QUOTE=MenteR;45732765]my son licks the shit out of my asshole so ask him[/QUOTE]
Teach me how to be a real dad.
On topic like I dunno 15 seconds.
if you've been blessed with a hairy asshole, wipe once before taking a dump.
what is toilet paper
10 seconds. Just glad I have enough fibre in my diet to not wipe more than 15 seconds. I dunno it just feels good when you don't have to constantly wipe after a sludgy shit, better to be firm than soft-serve.
about ten years why do you ask
about six, maybe seven
After 10 years of careful exercise and training, I have finally learned the hidden ways of shitting the entire thing out so you don't have to wipe™
[QUOTE=The golden;45735487]The more fiber and water in your diet the messier it gets. The firmer and dryer it is then the less likely it is to smear everywhere when you try to clean it.
Technically healthier for you but a pain to clean. v:v:v[/QUOTE]
I just happen to be lucky it's the opposite for me then?
I normally use a bottle brush so not that long.
Depends on how much the person I pulled from the street is resisting.
[QUOTE=Gvazdas;45735445]After 10 years of careful exercise and training, I have finally learned the hidden ways of shitting the entire thing out so you don't have to wipe™[/QUOTE]
Local gamer discovers one weird trick to never wipe again.
Toilet paper companies hate him!
I have very thick ass hair so it usually gets clogged with shit and takes me around 5 minutes to wipe. I usually have to lean over to the sick or shower or whatevers close to wet the paper a little and wipe it on my ass and then use a dry piece to clean.
I reguarly block my toilet with toilet paper and it basically vaporizes the shit into the room because I'm too lazy to unblock it for a day or 2.
once it took me 10 mins to wipe. Was not a good day. Toilet was filled to the brim with shit and toilet paper.
[QUOTE=Lurklet;45736408]I have very thick ass hair so it usually gets clogged with shit and takes me around 5 minutes to wipe. I usually have to lean over to the sick or shower or whatevers close to wet the paper a little and wipe it on my ass and then use a dry piece to clean.
I reguarly block my toilet with toilet paper and it basically vaporizes the shit into the room because I'm too lazy to unblock it for a day or 2.
once it took me 10 mins to wipe. Was not a good day. Toilet was filled to the brim with shit and toilet paper.[/QUOTE]
possibly the most informative post 2014
[QUOTE=Yahnich;45736443]use baby wipes you fucking disgusting people; your asshole will sparkle[/QUOTE]
i used the whole box
I took my first shit when I was 5 years old, it was so massive that I've been wiping it ever since.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;45736465]why don't you just trim/shave the hair around your asshole[/QUOTE]
yeah I actually do and this fixes it it's just a pain to do and it grows back fast
real men wax their arse hair
[sp]never do this i got my girlfriend to do it and it was the worst thing ever[/sp]
I floss my ass, gets all the little bits out real good.
I also wipe my teeth. Takes me about a minute.
About 3-5 pulls of toilet paper which would probably lead to 1-2 minutes of wiping.
Honestly if it's really bad and I have free time I just take a shower.
FUCKING 5 YEARS
I need to shave my fucking jungle I hate it so much
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Bidet_weiss.jpg/778px-Bidet_weiss.jpg[/t]
My mom has one of these, seriously they really should be more popular. Since I don't have one in my apartment I use the shower instead, not nearly as comfortable but it still does the job, I guess. I'd say it takes about 15 seconds at most.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;45736486]is the annoyane of shaving really worse than having to wipe for five hours[/QUOTE]
well I mean I also have to deal with either side of my ass cheek having a stabbing war with eachother which hurts like fuck for like a few days before it grows a bit back.
[QUOTE=_Kilburn;45736912][t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Bidet_weiss.jpg/778px-Bidet_weiss.jpg[/t]
My mom has one of these, seriously they really should be more popular. Since I don't have one in my apartment I use the shower instead, not nearly as comfortable but it still does the job, I guess. I'd say it takes about 15 seconds at most.[/QUOTE]
You go and shower your asshole after every shit?!
[QUOTE=Evi.tf;45736968]You go and shower your asshole after every shit?![/QUOTE]
Yeah, been doing that all my life, I just can't stand the horrible dry feeling that remains after simply wiping with paper.
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