Omegle and Chatroulette moments - General

Since I don't see anything about Omegle or Chatroulette anymore apart from Gifs for Chatroulette, I decided to make this thread. Just post your funny, trolling chatting moment.

Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: In West Philidelphia, born and raised... You: On the playground is where I spent most of my days Stranger: what is you age? Stranger: and sex? You: Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool n' all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school You: When a couple'a guys who were up to no good You: Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood You: Got in one lil' fight, and my mom got scared You: Said 'ya movin' with ya auntie and uncle in bel air' Stranger: im a leave if you dont answer my questions You: Then go suck a dick. I'm singin' here. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What about posting some content yourself, sa2fan?

Indeed. Bad OP is bad.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 17 f colorado looking for a girl ') Stranger: ;) You: No, I'm looking for a chat to post on a forum of my choosing [editline]11:26PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. :geno:

Oh sorry hang on. [editline]06:33PM[/editline] Stranger: heey You: Hi Stranger: i'm 17 y old m Stranger: u Stranger: ? You: Im a girl Stranger: asl You: 17 f m Stranger: do u have picture Stranger: of u You: ur a faggot, I have a penis You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]

You are now talking to a random stranger. Say Hi! You: Hello Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns:

Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: as;l You: 16/m/uk You: you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets ? You: Hey. You: Why yes I do. Stranger: Can you tell me ? You: ^^) You: Why should I? You: Wait, are youfrom 4chan? You: or FP? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hey. Stranger: Hey;] are you a…. 1] F looking for F to dirty talk with 2] F looking for M to dirty talk with 3] M looking for F to dirty talk with 4] M looking for M to dirty talk with You: 3 Stranger: nicee Stranger: im 2 Stranger: wassup boo You: Somehow I don't believe you, you troll. Stranger: how? You: Because I bet you're a 56 year old man at home withhis cock out right now. You: Am I correct? Stranger: um what? fuckyouu Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey. Stranger: hello You: You ok? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hey. Stranger: HI! You: You oK? Stranger: sure Stranger: just a little high You: Awesome You: How much you had? Stranger: i dont know You: Lmao, nice. Stranger: yea.. Stranger: CHUBAKKAH You: Just stroke the furry wall bro. You: Stroke the furry wall. Stranger: SHROOMS You: No. You: You killed it. EDIT: Stranger: hey You: Chuck Norris Stranger: asl You: Chuck Norris Stranger: chuck norris counted to infinity;twice You: FUCKING DAMN RIGHT HE DID Stranger: m I KNOW!! You: When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes the earth down Stranger: idiot Stranger: i diot bich Stranger: bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected. IT WAS SHAPING UP TO BE SUCH A GOOD CONVERSATION

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey You: wanna make a bet? Stranger: hey whats uo Stranger: sure You: I bet that... You: you are a lonely old man that's trying to get a pics of someone Stranger: wrong im a 17 year old girl trying to cure my boreom You: haha no your not Stranger: you caught me You: nice try old man Stranger: i bet this is reverse syckology and your the old mam You: shit... you type slowly Stranger: fuck youu You: OH YOU WANNA BET MONEY ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER Stranger: come to my house You: tell me where You: DO IT Stranger: ill kick your ass Your conversational partner has disconnected. Internet tough guys. :smug: I know, I know, I was sorta being one too. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: you, you MONSTER Stranger: hi:) Stranger: ya i m You: MY DICK SPLIT OPEN You: AND LOCUSTS FLEW OUT Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: whats crackin You: your moms ass cheeks against my thighs You: C: Stranger: fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone get in a convo with a pedophile, then arrange to meet them. Turn up at the place, and laugh at their depressed face when they are stood up by an imaginary kid.