Thoughts on Facebook statuses updates guys?

[Zarjk]

And how that famous girl gets 70 likes for a grammar less, idiotic statement.
While I attempt to write SOME poetry gets none in turn.
"Thy man could not live without Nature, but thou naturalistic things can live without us, as we are essentially useless."

Thoughts, opinions, mustaches?

[CoolCorky]

You're wasting your time posting poetry on a "pointless shit i did today" website

[Donutsalad]

I like to tell people how many shits I take each day.

[Dreyzie]

I don't take Facebook serious.

[The Advisor]

Every post normally sounds like: The awkward moment when I post every action I have done throughout the day.

[escher]

Don't post song lyrics or obscure references to films or shows. That's all I have.

[slayer20]

Tell everyone you crossdress and post reactions

[Johan123]

i never update my facebook status. I just look on facebook to check how things are going.

[ccg]

Here you go OP, I don't know if they'll work, but they're something to work with at least.
[url]http://www.geekersmagazine.com/funny-facebook-status.html[/url]

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

5% is read worthy stuff.
95% is crap like "today x died rip
how wpuld u respond to this?" or "omg my boyfrand brok up w/ me!" and pointless poetry

[Richiee]

Relationship status is the worst

Boy/girl's relationship today: Xoxo love soul mate

2 days later: It's complicated

[Pikachu231]

3 Days Later
Single

Unless it's something I would be interested in, most of the updates I find are shit.

[dan5247]

Aren't statuses only for farmville?

[ROFLBURGER]

I just twist the lyrics my friends post to make it sound disturbing.

[Mister Sandman]

Or OP maybe just nobody gives a shit about poetry

[Hoppenheimer]

"just went to teh store and i met mai friend and she was like hai giirrll <3<3<3<3<3 and i was liek hey giirrlll <3<3<3<3<3 ;)"

Oh god these kinds of pointless status updates makes me want to punch a baby.

[ottr]

Facerapes
They make [u]ME[/u] want to go punch a baby. They are often pointless or illegal :O

[Railfan]

I have this one moron who feels he needs to tell everyone every little thing he does. I'm this close to removing him. Facebook is already stupid enough as it is.

[darcy010]

Let my last two posts on LMAO Pics answer your question.

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[Spectre1406]

My Wall is filled with Game Requests and Updates.

[chimitos]

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;31406273]My Wall is filled with Game Requests and Updates.[/QUOTE]

That's what you get for adding people who are your age. (7)

[Lazyboy0337]

I absolutly hate people with 500+ friends. I'm SUUUURE you talk to 500+ people regularly.

[peaceful guy]

not to mention all of those like for like comments

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;31404544]Facerapes
They make [u]ME[/u] want to go punch a baby. They are often pointless or illegal :O[/QUOTE]Facerapes are funny when done well, and not just posting that your faceraping someone on their account or posting the most vulgar things you can think of.

[Y'all.]

[QUOTE=Lazyboy0337;31407480]I absolutly hate people with 500+ friends. I'm SUUUURE you talk to 500+ people regularly.[/QUOTE]

It's funny because most of the guys who have ridiculous amounts of friends have messages like "thnx for da add but whos dis?!?!?!?!?" all over their fucking walls.