Your body relies on your eyes to tell it how much melanin it needs to produce in order to properly protect your skin from harmful UV rays and when you wear sunglasses, your body is given misinformation about how much it needs to produce because it thinks it's not as sunny as it really is and as a result your chances of sunburn increase greatly.
Women can fart out their vagina.
[QUOTE=Mudpuppy;15727409]Your body relies on your eyes to tell it how much melanin it needs to produce in order to properly protect your skin from harmful UV rays and when you wear sunglasses, your body is given misinformation about how much it needs to produce because it thinks it's not as sunny as it really is and as a result your chances of sunburn increase greatly.[/QUOTE]
does that mean you tan more, or less when wearing sunglasses?
[QUOTE=Ringleader;15727843]does that mean you tan more, or less when wearing sunglasses?[/QUOTE]
Less. Melanin is what tans your skin.
*snip*
[QUOTE=Ringleader;15727843]does that mean you tan more, or less when wearing sunglasses?[/QUOTE]
But you will burn faster. Also, HubmaN why does cocoa not have an icon?
shampoo bottles do not belong in the anus
Ten million people have the same birthday as you.
[QUOTE=strider;15728083]Ten million people have the same birthday as you.[/QUOTE]
Actually, more like [url=http://www07.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=(people+on+earth)/(days+in+a+year)]18.29 million[/url]. :science:
(I just wanted an excuse for using Wolfram Alpha :v:)
Edit:
And 211.6 people have birthday every second.
The spraycan, cheeseslicer (sp?) Wolfram thread and the paperclip are all Norwegian inventions
usually when any sort of EDM is playing I usually just hit out with what each type of sound is playing
Flies jump backwards to take-off
[QUOTE=noctune9;15728130]Actually, more like [url=http://www07.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=(people+on+earth)/(days+in+a+year)]18.29 million[/url]. :science:
(I just wanted an excuse for using Wolfram Alpha :v:)
Edit:
And 211.6 people have birthday every second.[/QUOTE]
Yet I wasn't wrong. There are ten million with the same birthday, and then 8 million more.
a dolphin ejaculates with the force of a shotgun.
Not even joking
[QUOTE=Tinkerbelle;15728071]shampoo bottles do not belong in the anus[/QUOTE]
Have you been spying on me?
Nazi Germany is the reason we have Fanta.
[QUOTE=chaoselite;15728853]Nazi Germany is the reason we have Fanta.[/QUOTE]
dude I actually knew that.
Thats an interesting story.
[QUOTE=Ori Child;15728302]Flies jump backwards to take-off[/QUOTE]
surely you jest
[QUOTE=chaoselite;15728853]Nazi Germany is the reason we have Fanta.[/QUOTE]
Really?
Do tell me.
/notsarcastic
Secks is good exercise
I tell that to my gf everytime she says she is going to the gym
pineapple juices makes your semen taste different
though every time i say it people would say 'you would know ;)'
I read it in GQ :(
Pineapple can disintegrate your teef
The early Coca-Colas had cocaine in them.
[B]Coca[/B]-Cola
Coca...
Co-co-cocaine?
WHO KNEW?
A pigs orgasm lasts for half an hour
The amount of energy produced through the neurons that fire when you close your hand into a fist could power a small 40 watt light bulb for 10 seconds.
Much in this thread is about semen,
Oh and a sperm whale when its cumming it comes in several mile radius, so the most females would recieve the sperm. Thats why it's called a sperm whale, huh?
Bees explode when they orgasm.
Dolphins can have an orgasm with a similar force to that of a shotgun.
Now... for the latter, I'm a bit curious. How come there's no female dolphins crawling around the river bed or dying horribly with a horrifically broken spine?
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card
[editline]09:30PM[/editline]
glass breaks at 3000 mph
Ernest Wright wrote "Gadsby", It has over 50,000 words...with no E's
I'm fucking gay innit,
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