You're trapped in a room, and you have these materials, how can you get out? - General

Okay, you're stuck in a room, the room has a thin metal door but you're not allowed to open it( by hand, not by pushing it open with something else) Here's a list of the materials in the room: [quote] [i] A mercury-operated Centegrade thermometer Stopwatch Medicine Dropper( The thing that can drop single drops at a time of liquid ) A beaker( specifically 75ML )(Empty) A beaker( 75ML as well, full of water ) 13ML vial of fuming Red Nitric Acid labeled with 99% concentration. Tub of ice. Empty tub 39ML of fuming sulfuric acid with 99% concentration couch A small vial of glycerin Stirring stick Single wooden match Match striker 4 Blocks of wood( 2x3 feet ) 1 steel bar( 5" diameter ) Table Bunsen burner [/i] [/quote] Can you get out and survive? How would you get out?

You should ask MacGyver. I'd just throw everything at the door and hope that it will eventually break.

Where is this room? What's on the outside? How thick are the walls, what are they made of? Is there anything above the room? What's below it?

Is this room is fast threads? Also i'd set the couch on fire, fire is ALWAYS the solution.

Through the window [editline]fuck[/editline] ...into fast threads

I don't know, by the looks of the materials list, it seems like this entire thing is just a set up for the OP to show us all some superleet chemistry knowledge.

I'll just make something and smoke it. Who needs to get out when you can have a high and think you're out?

you didnt say i cant push something to push something to push open the door.

Take the steel bar and break the door.

pour the acid on the door

Is this for some school work?

[QUOTE=Roof;30207635]you didnt say i cant push something to push something to push open the door.[/QUOTE] That's one way out. There's two more. And there is no windows it's air tight.

OP is trying to make nitroglycerin and needs instructions.

[QUOTE=Blue Meanie;30207688]pour the acid on the door[/QUOTE] none of those chemicals without modification can burn the door. [QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;30207707]OP is trying to make nitroglycerin and needs instructions.[/QUOTE] I've already made it before :) [QUOTE=Thund3rdome;30207689]Is this for some school work?[/QUOTE] no [QUOTE=The Blue Scotti;30207650]Take the steel bar and break the door.[/QUOTE] That's direct force, not allowed. [QUOTE=CabooseRvB;30207624]I'll just make something and smoke it. Who needs to get out when you can have a high and think you're out?[/QUOTE] What would you make?

Mix the Sulfuric acid with water near to door. Hope it blows up with the explosion. [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] or kill yourself by drinking the Mercury.

Use the Bunsen burner to melt the door.

[QUOTE=killover;30207859]Mix the Sulfuric acid with water near to door. Hope it blows up with the explosion. [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] or kill yourself by drinking the Mercury.[/QUOTE] You have to leave the room alive, silly. [QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;30207882]Use the Bunsen burner to melt the door.[/QUOTE] Damn you, dlaor.. That's way 2. I had a feeling nobody would get that one. [QUOTE=evlbzltyr;30207520]Where is this room? What's on the outside? How thick are the walls, what are they made of? Is there anything above the room? What's below it?[/QUOTE] The room is inpenetrable and airtight besides the door, which i described.

Swallow all the chemicals, then break the thermometer and use the mercury as lube to furiously masturbate, then jizz acid all over the door to melt it. Extra points for putting one or more of the wooden blocks and the steel bar in your ass.

Mix the two acids and throw them at a small space between the wall and the door, melting the door mechanism. Then just grab a piece of wood and bang it against the door so the corroded metal completely breaks. If that don't work, use more acid.

[QUOTE=LauScript;30207894]You have to leave the room alive, silly. Damn you, dlaor.. That's way 2. I had a feeling nobody would get that one. The room is inpenetrable and airtight besides the door, which i described.[/QUOTE] Throw the sulfuric acid into the bunsen burner. [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sabrina;30207980]Mix the two acids and throw them at a small space between the wall and the door, melting the door mechanism. Then just grab a piece of wood and bang it against the door so the corroded metal completely breaks. If that don't work, use more acid.[/QUOTE] Why not use the steel bar?

[QUOTE=killover;30207983]Throw the sulfuric acid into the bunsen burner. Why not use the steel bar?[/QUOTE] I said how to get out not how to completely destroy the bunsen burner. [QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;30207977]Swallow all the chemicals, then break the thermometer and use the mercury as lube to furiously masturbate, then jizz acid all over the door to melt it. Extra points for putting one or more of the wooden blocks and the steel bar in your ass.[/QUOTE] I said how to get out not what you do on your free time. But maybe..

[QUOTE=LauScript;30208004]I said how to get out not what you do on your free time. But maybe..[/QUOTE] Hey, don't judge my masturbatory escapades. It works. I've done it before. Melts right through steel. Sure you die very quickly afterwards but hey, you jizz acid. What's not to like?

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;30208061]Hey, don't judge my masturbatory escapades. It works. I've done it before. Melts right through steel. Sure you die very quickly afterwards but hey, you jizz acid. What's not to like?[/QUOTE] So.. what if it doesn't squirt out and drips right through your pee pee vein.

Break the table in half Two halves make a 'whole' Step outside the room through the 'whole'

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;30208115]Break the table in half Two halves make a 'whole' Step outside the room through the 'whole'[/QUOTE] That is mighty creative.. You should be a comedian or something..

[QUOTE=LauScript;30208093]So.. what if it doesn't squirt out and drips right through your pee pee vein.[/QUOTE] Then you're SOL and you'll die in an air tight room with a metal door and people will think you're a stupid pervert with a melted dick.

oh

Well, first of all combine all the chemicals, then pour it on the door after stirring the likely unstable mixture. Then light the match and throw its on the liquid on the door. Then I don't know what happens after that. I'm not a chemist you jerk.

[QUOTE=Rebi;30208261]Well, first of all combine all the chemicals, then pour it on the door after stirring the likely unstable mixture. Then light the match and throw its on the liquid on the door. Then I don't know what happens after that. I'm not a chemist you jerk.[/QUOTE] you're on the right track.

this would be better if it was all illustrated