Rules :
Must be alive right now.
Must tell how you'd kill it.
Must tell why you want him dead.
I'd kill my province Prime minister. Jean-charest, making him swallow a bag-o-dick.
Reason : He just made a freaking bullshit that will cost us alot : [Additional fee for pretty much everything. more taxes and others]
A stalker of my girlfriend.
I'd break his neck, twice.
I'd want him dead because he's trying to get my girlfriend even though she is clearly repulsed by him, as am I. He's tried many times in the past, all failed. I came along, we now love eachother dearly but hes still there trying. I've had to protect her so many times from that fucking creep. I've broken his nose twice but he still wont get the fucking picture. One more time and I'm going to get the police involved.
[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;21229416]Hugh Jackman
[img]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t283/Da_aliG85/Dr.Cox.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Come on men, there's 3 rules. Easy enough :ohdear:
Demi Lovato wiht my DICK!
Reason: Rich and a bitch.
Real Reason: Rich bitch with money.
Name:Justin Bieber
How: Maul him to death with fangirls
Reason: Because I can
Name: Ursular von der Lyen (A minister here)
How: Cut her wraist with game DVDs
Why: Blamed Gamers for everything and is a bitch
[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;21229647]Name: Ursular von der Lyen (A minister here)
How: Cut her wraist with game DVDs
Why: Blamed Gamers for everything and is a bitch[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a Russia.
Name: Barack Obama
How: Shoot him from a building during one of his outside speeches
Why: His healthcare plans, the deficit he expanded, the programs he canceled, doing every corrupt thing the democratic party wants, destroying our nukes, opening us up for terrorist attacks.
Would I actually do this for real, no.
I still hate him though.
[QUOTE=PX1K;21229406]A stalker of my girlfriend.
I'd break his neck, twice.
I'd want him dead because he's trying to get my girlfriend even though she is clearly repulsed by him, as am I. He's tried many times in the past, all failed. I came along, we now love eachother dearly but hes still there trying. I've had to protect her so many times from that fucking creep. I've broken his nose twice but he still wont get the fucking picture. One more time and I'm going to get the police involved.[/QUOTE]
OH SHI-
Name: Luke W (no, not famous NO WAY!)
Way: Kill him with acidic spit and flem
Reason: He goddamn spits everywhere i go (Seat, Bag, Clothes and table)
Name: Michelle (in my class)
Way: <Insert Saw murder here>
Why: She's the biggest attention whore I've ever seen
Name: Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
How: Either shooting him or planting a bomb on his plane/stuff
Why: He has been our president for too long, lies, did only bullshit, lies, studied only until 4th grade, lies, stupid, lies, fucking annoying.
Person: Jesse Jackson
How: Shooting him in the head execution-style with a silenced pistol.
Why: He has lied too much, and is exaggerating everything and many people still fucking believe him.
Person: Justin Bieber
How: Mauled to death by a hungry ravenous badger.
Why: Fag.
Bobby Kotick
I'd Suffocate with with Money.
Cause he is CEO of Activision: a Money whore who raped our wallets for a crap game.
Name: Phil Collins
How: Punch through his face
Reason: I'm not sure why, but I have an unending rage for this guy.
[QUOTE=Fusilero1;21229465]Name:Justin Bieber
How: Maul him to death with fangirls
Reason: Because I can[/QUOTE]
I am in for that one.
Name: Anna Anka
How: Feed her to hungry beavers
Reason: She's a bitch
Person: You
How: You'll find out soon.
Reason: You locked me in the graveyard 10 years ago today.
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;21233300]Person: You
How: You'll find out soon.
Reason: You locked me in the graveyard 10 years ago today.[/QUOTE]
FFFUUU- I tought you were dead!
Nick Jonas or Miley Cyrus
Although every teenage girl would hate me for it...
Ehmmett
lock in basement or some shit like that
You disrespect your mother! (also, you may have been there when Plamz locked me in the graveyard)
One of the Jonas brothers.
Shoot him through the head.
All of them are maggots.
who: Gordon Brown
how: thrown into a pit of the people whos lives he wrecked.
why: he wrecked our country's economy, dignity, police, MOD, border control and pretty much everything else.
[QUOTE=Siminov;21229728]Name: Barack Obama
How: Shoot him from a building during one of his outside speeches
Why: His healthcare plans, the deficit he expanded, the programs he canceled, doing every corrupt thing the democratic party wants, destroying our nukes, opening us up for terrorist attacks.
Would I actually do this for real, no.
I still hate him though.[/QUOTE]
Name: People who rate me dumb...
How: Face-punch
Why: They are Democrats who like corruption and taxes.
:razz:
[QUOTE=Siminov;21251807]Name: People who rate me dumb...
How: Face-punch
Why: They are Democrats who like corruption and taxes.
:razz:[/QUOTE]
Corruption and taxes sounds like socialists to me.
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I'd probably just shoot him - I'm not a particularly sadistic person. I'd want him to see me as I did it, though.
He's a slimy fascist cunt.
The assholes and chavs at my school.
Hmmm.... I can't decide between Justin Bieber or one (or three) of the Jonas brothers. Maybe I'll just maul them both.
jonas brothers, by a renegade lawnmower running them over, because i hate their music and more importantly fans
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