I found an old diary I had when I was 11, I only wrote in it a few times so I t wasn't that important to me. However, this content makes me want to go back in time and kill myself.
I wish I could take a picture but my camera sucks and my scanner isn't working, so I will re-write it word for word.
[B]PAGE ONE[/B]
-WELCOME-
Diary born: 2005, summer, break, July, 17, PM, 5:44, 52, 36.
Owner born:, 1995, spring, April, 28, PM, 12:57, 46, 32.
Warning...
May cause words up to "L" but saying the 1 word that is higher will gust saying the first letter.
If you'll desgreshion this advised.
-more-
[B]PAGE TWO
[/B]July, 19, 2005..!
grandparents,(older), north, to huntsville,(24-30)
grandparents,(younger), vancouver island, (14-29).
[B]PAGE THREE
[/B]sept, 1, 2006,.!
The experience of moving. It all starts yesterday, the day to move, I was walking in my new house whill the movers was loading up the truck.
Ive, moved once before one time, I walked around for about 6 hours for the movers came back from another house.
The people in our new house before me moved had a 3rd truck to load, what a pain in the ass. When we got in, we started
to unpack, how we are still unpacking, see you another day.
[B]PAGE FOUR
[/B]sept, 17, 2006
I kicked michael from him kicking me. Dad took off my internet then I brock his shrimp toy for revenge.
Dad brought back on my internet. how I'm bringing michael my toys that I don't need.
I hope it works or I'll die.
[B]PAGE FIVE (Best Page)
[/B]oct, 1, 2006
I can't play with anybudy, and thoghs basterds can play with everyday. Fucken stupid me can't find anybudy to play with,
whill they have the time of their lives, I shit around on the computer. I let Michael play with nick whill I wish I never
did such a ass hole cunty thing. Fuck the n's. Their Lecken lucky thoghs Hem's. ass leck.
Fucken stupid michael
Such wild words from an 11 year old kid.
oh christ
"then I brock his shrimp toy for revenge."
[IMG]http://pokemontree.webs.com/brock.jpg[/IMG]
thoghs basterds can play with everyday
I'd like to see this narrated by Morgan Freeman.
why'd you do such a ass hole cunty thing
Their Lecken lucky thoghs Hem's. ass leck
was dan boobies?
Oh god, what.
oh god your spelling
I can see why none of the other kids wanted to play with you.
"I shit around on the computer."
I've got a deep voice that apparently sounds like god, so I'll give this a go in a few hours.
Homer just rolled in his grave.
tl;dr version of the -welcome- section ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Those first 2 pages. I don't understand!
I hope it works or I'll die.
page 5 made me smile and feel kinda sad
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