Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

So right when the chat opens up past this phrase at the beginning [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] and then make a creepy conversation. [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ahoy You: hello Stranger: LOL You: what? Stranger: omegle is req by law to tell me im chatting w/ a regisered sex offender Stranger: LOL You: wait what? You: oh my fucking God You: how does Omegle know Stranger: your funny You: I thought I got away from this shit... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong icon" - Gurant))[/highlight]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: facepunch Your conversational partner has disconnected.

noes

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hii :D You: Hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Rofl that was quick

I got a tough cookie [code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hiyerr You: Hey Stranger: how are you ? You: Im alright You: how are you Stranger: good You: so You: Im gonna cut your face off and shove it up your ass and then make you BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS You: DAMN I LOOK GOOD Stranger: haa sounds like fun You: Cool You: so You: a/s/l Stranger: 15/f/uk and you ? You: 16/m/UK :q: You: so like You: wanna meet up and bone You: i mean your not 16 but w/e Stranger: nahh i'm gonna give it a miss Stranger: if you were a woman] Stranger: then maybe Stranger: but your not You: that can be aranged Stranger: no it cant though cos your a man ? You: i can shop it off You: and then you know You: see where it goes from there Stranger: technically not a woman though are you You: yeah but You: i can wear a mask or something You: i dunno You: please? Stranger: nahh find someone who is straight and who likes pencil dicks[/code] fucking bitch D:

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: sup Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns:

Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: do u ahve xbox live? You: hi You: nope Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol this is quite amusing

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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: hey Stranger: I'm 13 and I'm scared... You: why are you scared? You: and I'm 13 too. Stranger: Cause your a sex offender You: what? You: what are you talking about? Stranger: Omegle told me Stranger: Lol it's okay though You: why would they do that? that's weird You: asl? Stranger: 13 You: you didn't finish. Stranger: FemLe Stranger: Minneaota You: I'm male from detroit You: want to meet up and fuck? Stranger: I'm 13. How old are you? You: 13. You: I have such a big dick you will love it. You: you want a picture? Stranger: If you come up here you can fixk me You: really? can I see pics? Stranger: No. I don't have a camera. You: do you have a phone? Stranger: No. Why? You: YOU FUCKING BITCH You: GOODBYE You have disconnected.

Like they're going to take you seriously in Omegle.

You:[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: Welcome to Good Burger™, home of the Good Burger™, may I take your order? You: yes! Stranger: May I suggest the Burger? You: give me your best burger You: yes Stranger: Baconaize or Narwhal on that? You: I am a registered sex offender, can I pay in rape? Stranger: Okay redditor. You: Bacon Stranger: Just for you you can pay in rape. You: kk thx You: fries too You: and coke large You: I like em large Stranger: So you heard that the narwhal bacons at midnight? Stranger: Like you like you penis's Stranger: ? You: fuck me Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]10:05PM[/editline] You:[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: Welcome to Good Burger™, home of the Good Burger™, may I take your order? You: yes! Stranger: May I suggest the Burger? You: give me your best burger You: yes Stranger: Baconaize or Narwhal on that? You: I am a registered sex offender, can I pay in rape? Stranger: Okay redditor. You: Bacon Stranger: Just for you you can pay in rape. You: kk thx You: fries too You: and coke large You: I like em large Stranger: So you heard that the narwhal bacons at midnight? Stranger: Like you like you penis's Stranger: ? You: fuck me Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE=YoMother;16631674][I]flip10@hotmail.de[/I] if you feel like talking to a pedophile[/QUOTE] oh fuck yes my dream has come true

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey there Stranger: Uh... You: :) Stranger: Do you like being a sex offender? You: eh You: i was 20 You: i slept with a 17 year old You: well Stranger: Was she hot? You: raped You: but yeah Stranger: Okay... Stranger: Pedobear. You: :) You: asl? :) Stranger: pedostalkerbear Stranger: Wait, what? You: you into rape? You: giving/receiving, it's all good Stranger: I mostly like to watch. You: :) Stranger: ya Stranger: weirdo [/quote] [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ... You: hey there :) Stranger: hello Stranger: didn't I ask you for help Stranger: finding the name of a song? Stranger: oh wait Stranger: no Stranger: I actually asked you for help Stranger: about the video You: if you're referring the sex offender thing, nah Stranger: "100 bucks you will laugh" or something Stranger: I know You: this is on every sex offenders computer You: and chat program You: it runs it at the top Stranger: lol fuck you nigger[/quote] lol he's been hit by us before

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: [Omegle is required to inform you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hahhahaha You: hahaahaaha Stranger: son of a bitch You: hahahahahahahahah You: *Freezorg* Stranger: Duncapotamas You: Posting on Facepunch You: see ya there

Jesus I actually did expect this D: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

YoMother, r u a girl is genius. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey there :) Stranger: hey You: r u a girl? :) Stranger: sometimes i wish i was, would be 100x easier to get laid xD You: :| You have disconnected. lol

Stranger: Im 19 years old girl from France who doesnt want to see huge korean cock or anything like that. Just chat with interesting person :) You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi there. You: What, i'm korean! You: But i don't have huge penis. You: So hi, i'm 53. Stranger: oh well sorry to make fun of ur people You: It's okay, korea is not bad place. it food is good Your conversational partner has disconnected. Good god this is fucking amazing.

[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: hey Stranger: you want me to ask what you have done? Stranger: To bad, cause I ain't interested Stranger: Instead, lets talk about little children swimsuits You: no, i just came here to have a conversation Stranger: Do you like them? You: why yes i do Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] lol

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi there Stranger: DO you sit on here all day You: ...no Stranger: I do and I have encountered you at least...what 10 times today You: no this is my second time doing this, all of facepunch is doing it too Stranger: Good luck Your conversational partner has disconnected. ...I guess about ten of these posts, it's this guy :smug:

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: Oh, so you are registered as a sex offender? You: what? Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: I am? Stranger: Yes You: let me get this straight You: you're a registered sex offender? Stranger: No you are You: Hey! that wasn't nice, you just said you were Stranger: No, I sent what came from you Stranger: I copied You: don't be a copycat, i never said that Stranger: You did. You: I just wanna make friends Stranger: What did you do to get registered? You: sir I think you have the wrong person Stranger: lol... It just came when I started chatting with you You: very strange... Stranger: You are registered as a sex offender Stranger: oh well Stranger: Since I know you like talking about sex Stranger: I'll just start linking a picture of me Stranger: warning, not much clothes! Stranger: [url]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2143/methissummer.jpg[/url] You: I wouldn't really like to know you that well You: I changed Stranger: hehe ok Stranger: Nevermind You: yeah, I fuck horses now [/quote] haha

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: lol You: how are you today? Stranger: lol /b/ fag You: lol fp fag :DF You: /b/tards are tarded. i am a facepuncher You: so i punch u in TEH FUCKING FACE You: YOU NIGGER Stranger: /a/ here, have a nice day You: NOW SUCK MY FUCKING PENIS Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] do i win?

[quote=kat of night;16633066]haha[/quote] HQRSE? caps

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[code]Stranger: Can I drink your blood please? You: oh yes You: but know this You: I am a registered sex offender Stranger: groovy Stranger: what'd you do? You: well You: its a bit disturbing? Stranger: I drink blood.... You: cool You: period blood? Stranger: in diar straights maybe Stranger: what'd you do? You: well You: I cut off a little boys willy, minced it, and then boiled it on the hob in my own diarhea Stranger: wow You: I added a bit of my blood too, had to, you know You: for that authentic feel Stranger: Now i have no quarms about killing you. I hate pedos Stranger: but i love killing them You: it wasn't really pedophillic You: it was more cannibalistic You: that isn't how the home office sees it though You: they see everything as paedophilia, paranoid fucks Stranger: ok. ou still stopped the poor little bugger ever getting laid Stranger: So for your crimes against sex you must die Stranger: *attacks* [/code]

[QUOTE] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: lol sex offender huh? You: What? Stranger: oh never mind You: No, why am I a sex offender? Stranger: well I dunno, you have a thing for kids? Ur the ine who fiddles with 'em Stranger: *one You: Listen, they came on to me! And how the fuck do you know that anyway?! You: Who are you?! Stranger: Chris Hansen Stranger: Why don't you take a seat right here You: Go back to /b/ [/QUOTE] They didn't get it :( [QUOTE] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ALÔ, GERALDO ? You: WHAT?! You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? Stranger: É VC GERALDO ?? You: I'M ENGLISH YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH Stranger: ELA ME DENUCIOU ?? só me responde isso You: I'm out of here. [/QUOTE] I don't speak Spanish. (Last one, now.) [QUOTE] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: hellooooooo !!!!!!!!! name? age? sex? You: Joseff Fritzl, 42, Male You: You? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] I had to. :fuckyou:

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with Chris Hansen] Stranger: Why don't you have a seat right over there You: NOT AGAIN Stranger: Don't give me that "PLEASE, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 3, I SWEAR" Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :frown:

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi I am looking for a girl with msn and cam....21 male from UK here.....and you? You: I am a registered sex offender. You: I like rape. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi You: :3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.