If you could tell your 13 year old self one piece advice what would it be? - General

Every did something that you regret very much? Let's say you can give your 13 year old self from the past some advice. What will you say or do? Alternatively there isn't really a age limit, I said 13 because nobody should regret anything before that unless they kill someone or something. I would tell myself not to be such a spaz, stop being lazy.

SAY YES TO ALL THE GIRLS LINING UP AT YOUR DESK AAAGGHGHGGHGHHGHHG /regret

You are weird. Fix yourself.

"You retarded or something? Fedoras aren't cool." [editline]What?[/editline] What? Why that disagree? Do [i]you[/i] wear one?

[QUOTE=Stonecycle;40125696]"You retarded or something? Fedoras aren't cool."[/QUOTE] "shave that neckbeard bro"

Call an ambulance for my dad so he can live.

Man the fuck up [editline]2nd April 2013[/editline] I swear to god I want to beat you up and I AM you.

Get on the treadmill you fat shit so you're not doing it 4 years later.

start martial arts you twat

"Don't send that email to that friend you haven't seen since 5th Grade. Yes, that one. It will lead to awkward silence when you see him after a few years." After we met again, and after the silence, I added him on Steam, and we talked to each other each day our Freshman year 1st quarter. "Your brother forgives you for accidentally giving him a concussion when you and him were little, stop beating yourself up over it." Maybe I'll pick that one instead.

It doesn't get better, it doesn't go away. It only gets worse from here.

Learn to open your mouth. Talking isn't a scary thing at all. And, you won't lose your best friend.

It'll only get worse. Quit now. [sp]Just kidding.[/sp] I'd tell him that despite the hard times, he'll have an easy time re-adjusting.

Gee this thread is alot depressing than I expected. I thought you guys would tell yourselves future lottery numbers or tell them to invest in google/apple/microsoft. But yea calling yourselves losers instead, that works too i guess

Cut your hair. Stop playing YuGiOh. No, you shitnerd, you DON'T look cool wearing a wool beanie in the Midwestern summer.

Stop eating so much candy, and being so unsocial thanks to your stutter (really, not all people hate it). And remember - don't give a single fuck about what all those people in elementary up to College said to you, it will fucking ruin your life thanks to the social anxiety you will get from it. I'm telling you, 6+ years locked in your own house, being afraid of the outside.. when you could still have your old friends by your side, maybe a girlfriend and most importantly - a fucking life.

Accept her invitation you twat.

Basic programming ain't hard to start on, step it up you little shit

Stop playing with that thing its disgusting

On Superbowl Sunday 2011, stay in your dorm room and don't open your door for anyone. Although that's a bit melodramatic. I could change the events easier by saying "After your chest surgery, stay on antibiotics for a month, even if you have to find a way to buy them yourself. If possible, get clindamycin and rifampin." That would probably kill two birds with one stone, so I'd go with the latter piece of advice.

Don't procrastinate about your schoolwork. Don't end up building a shitty work ethic that will fuck you down the road. YOU WILL FUCKING REGRET IT.

Don't fuck that girl, she's a fucking psychopathic cunt, trust me.

make some fucking friends, goddamn.

good job

Yes she likes you, just talk to her.

Don't you DARE slip that card in her locker.

Stay out of dads bottom drawer....

Don't be a dick to people just because other people are.

invest in apple

fuck all those girls in high school