Post your Lame/Kinky/Horny/Math/ etc. Jokes/Kinky Stories In here

[pyschomc]

Hey guys i am bored right now ,So I decided to make a thread to post r Lame/Kinky/Horny/Math/ etc. Jokes/Stories in this thread. ha ha.
let me start if off.

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.

haha.

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[d3450]

Biggest waste of 2 minutes ever. I'm still completely flaccid.

[bapebapebapebap]

what the hell kind of thread title is that god damn

[turke]

once i was in math, I had a huge boner

[teslath]

dan was boobies

[MountainWatcher]

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Hey baby, are you a quantum physicist? 'Cause only you can make my states collapse.

Hey baby, are you a mathematician? 'Cause you just made me realize my dick's elastic constant tends towards infinity when the time I spend looking at you does as well.

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