What do you do when you run out of toilet paper?

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

I usually shower.

[Stonecycle]

When? You people don't keep your bathrooms stocked with a dozen rolls?

[Ermac20]

Just dig my hands right in there

[Richiee]

sink+hand

always get the job done

[iron]

I usually check beforehand

[mayo]

call the dog and have him lick it clean

[WhiteHusky]

Normally we have some (dry) wipes or something that could serve a purpose of cleaning something else.

[tempunary]

My closet full of toilet paper is right next to the toilet. I just get up and waddle over and try not to drip shit.

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

drown myself in the toilet

[BloodFox1222]

I use the cardboard tube in the middle of the toilet paper.

[Smas]

I should point out on your survey that you have both "call for help" and "call for assistance". But yeah, I always keep a secret stash of wiping material behind the toilet, in the occasion that I have run out of paper.

[fritzel]

I lick myself clean

[SkrappyChap]

Sit down, legs out. Put hands between legs. Drag ass along floor until clean.

[tempunary]

[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;41793033]I use the cardboard tube in the middle of the toilet paper.[/QUOTE]

Sounds hot.

[Katska]

One of the bathrooms in my house has a cabinet stocked full of toilet paper. The other has a little holder thing attached to the toilet that holds about five spare rolls at a time.

I tend to use a lot of toilet paper, so I need to be prepared for these kind of things.

[butre]

tongue

[Mr.Brown]

If I'm at home I'll scream for help or take a shower.

But if I'm in public I'd probably do nothing.

[Animosus]

I grab another toilet roll from the toilet roll holder.

[Bahamut88]

Napkins

[Mitchd03]

My litter box doesn't have paper.

[Cureless]

Having four bathrooms spread across my house, I usually just walk to another one at the right time when nobodies looking.

[Maximoon]

I always prepare for that situation.
I once had to waddle with my pants around my ankles through my house to get a roll of toilet paper out of my linen closet.
I felt ashamed.

[Melombine]

Either hands or the empty paper roll

[Matrix374]

I use my shower head to clean myself whenever I take a dump so jokes on you toilet paper

[maxspeed3006]

No bidet as an option? That's usually what i do when i run out of paper, just use the bidet directly...

[Npc_Hydra3]

I grab a towel wipe clean and dispose of the shit covered towel.

[Desuh]

Call the emergency hotline.

[Chaotic Lord]

Cry.

[l33tkill]

Pull a backup roll out from under the sink and yell "reloading" at the top of my lungs.

[urbanmonkey]

Usually grab a kleenex off the counter. My neighbor has this kind with the hand lotion infused into the tissue paper, it feels like I'm wiping my ass with the silky smooth tears of Allah