• I have a severe ladybug infestation. Can you help me Facepunch?
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Okay so there are literally a couple hundred ladybugs in my room right now. I cant even stand to go in there with them swarming around. Ive tried just swatting them all. I've tried using a couple insect repellent candles and I've tried using some insect killers. They continue to invade me room. Does anyone know of some home solution or over the counter product i can buy to help rid my room of these flying pests.
Walk in, tell them you're the boss, and raise an army.
ladybugs are good luck, keep them
Get some spray paint and hold it really close to your nose and inhale really fast while you spray. oh wait
I got 99 problems but a bitch-bug aint one.
I don't see what the big deal is. They're not nearly as creepy as cock roaches.
Well yeah its not that they are creepy but when they are flying into my hair and into my glasses of water its kinda not cool.
wtf are Ladybugs doing in your bedroom, they're supposed to be in the kitchen
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;25630310]wtf are Ladybugs doing in your bedroom, they're supposed to be in the kitchen[/QUOTE] Mine hang out in the bathroom. I'll just be laying there in my tub, letting my tears drip into the warm water and then I'll hear this tap tap sound. It's the lady bugs flying around and bumping into the ceiling tiles.
Shrink yourself, fill up a squirt gun with repellent, and go around killing them like a man. God that was a fun game.
Turn your room into a gaschamber. Problem solved.
Why would you want to get rid of them? What are you, gay?
[QUOTE=cqbcat;25630489]Mine hang out in the bathroom. I'll just be laying there in my tub, letting my tears drip into the warm water and then I'll hear this tap tap sound. It's the lady bugs flying around and bumping into the ceiling tiles.[/QUOTE] that was so poetic
Thanks for all the great ideas guys. I will certainly take them under consideration. I knew that Facepunch would be able to help me.
Suck their dicks.
Pics please? I get this problem in the summer, and I want to compare. But as an answer, shopvacs do [B]wonders[/B]. Seriously, poisoning/gassing them will leave a fuckton of corpses. Vacuum those bitches. Edit: It's also fun listening to them getting sucked up. And once you're done, watching the ones that lived fly away is coo'
inb4 blast it with piss/kill it with fire
[QUOTE=Greenen72;25631073]Pics please? I get this problem in the summer, and I want to compare. But as an answer, shopvacs do [B]wonders[/B]. Seriously, poisoning/gassing them will leave a fuckton of corpses. Vacuum those bitches. Edit: It's also fun listening to them getting sucked up. And once you're done, watching the ones that lived fly away is coo'[/QUOTE] Well it would be pretty pointless to take pics now. Its nighttime and I've managed to kill all the ones that came in during the day so its not so bad right now. If the swarm picks up tomorrow ill certainly put up some pics.
Have sex with them
Take pics
[img]http://www.beloblog.com/ProJo_Blogs/garden/ladybugs_close_vert.jpg[/img] My floor looks kinda like this. I gotta wait till tomorrow morning to vacuum them all up cause my vacuum cleaner is loud as hell and i would hate to be a terrible person.
Hmm... You could get a huge jar of aphids and put it somewhere not near your room. Then they would go there for a snack and leave you be.
Why are there ladybugs in your room?
Erhm, do it now before they go everywhere.
I wish I had a bunch of ladies in my room.
i have plenty of dead ones hanging around. I'll be more than happy to put them in a box and ship them over.
[QUOTE=Soupernoob;25627030]Okay so there are literally a couple [b]of[/b] hundred ladybugs in my room right now. I've tried using a couple [b]of[/b] insect repellent candles and I've tried using some insect killers.[/QUOTE] Sorry, it really [b]bugs[/b] me when people say that ;)
Alright OP around certain times of the year lady bugs get together to have mass orgies. They are literally everywhere. And these probably aren't lady bugs but Asian lady beetles. So you are letting some Asian lady beetles fuck each other in your room.
You afraid of little girls?
I've only seen two ladybugs in the last 5 years... :frown:
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