Patent something!

[Nick99]

Very simple. Patent random things.

I patent this thread.

(I got the idea from the Miyamoto patenting jumping thread)

[Doug52392]

I patent the patenting of random things.

[Aurora93]

I patent you.

[Vronkio]

I patent pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives.

[Dunkus]

I present to thee, THE F5 MACHINE!!!!!!

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I know it's stupid, rate me box.

[Nick99]

I patent the dumb rating

[squeaky024]

I patent the internet.

Pay me.

[40kplayer]

I patent Life.

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[detectivep]

I patent myself.

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

I patent the act of breathing.

[ElBoricua]

I patent patents.

[psyberian]

[highlight]I PATENT ALL OF EXISTENCE.[/highlight]

Suck it.

[Mechanical_Chic]

I patent the name Regerstern McFregermirehenston. So no one can ever use it.

[3com111]

I patent the sound your piss makes when you hit the corner of the bowl.

[zeebiedeebie]

I patent the "Post Quick Reply" button.

[Sitkero]

I patent the [b]world![/b]

[Wafflemaster]

I patent the Universe.

[Nick99]

[QUOTE=Tokii;18576733][highlight]I PATENT ALL OF EXISTENCE.[/highlight]

Suck it.[/QUOTE]

I patent the patenting of all existence

oh snap

[Konigstiger96]

I patent the number 42.

[長門有希]

I patent 0 and 1. I win. :smug:

[Nick99]

I patent myself

that coulda turned out bad

[Meader]

I patent the patent patent. Pay me please.

[henrietta]

In Soviet Russia, we patent you.

[noobkira]

i patent the sound that i make when i see something really funny... HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!

[gerbils_alt_2]

I patent human males being able to become erect, and human females masturbating.
Every time one of those happens I get 6 dollars.

[Meader]

[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18581524]I patent human males being able to become erect, and human females masturbating.
Every time one of those happens I get 6 dollars.[/QUOTE]

After reading this post, I owe you 12 dollars.

[noobkira]

[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18581524]I patent human males being able to become erect, and human females masturbating.
Every time one of those happens I get 6 dollars.[/QUOTE]

dear god, the mans on to something

[gerbils_alt_2]

[QUOTE=Meader;18581553]After reading this post, I owe you 12 dollars.[/QUOTE]

Thank you.

[Archive]

I patent the patenting of patents.

[Cyrex]

I patent matter.:black101: