(Not bumping a thread where the last post was in May)
Post your riddles here. I don't have many, but I found one good one earlier:
"I am black, white, have twenty-one eyes, and enjoy fellating men. What am I?"
A mutated albino Chris Brown.
How could I place a bookbag on the floor where no one could jump over it?
put it under a tall table
What goes down but never goes up?
Your skin.
THEY CANNOT SEE WHAT LIES AHEAD WHEN SUN IS GONE AND MOON IS DEAD.
What are humans?
I speak, though I have no mouth. What am I?
Speaker systems.
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
Depends on how hard you lick.
What lies in the shadow of the statue?
The surface it falls on.
When is a raven ever like a writing desk?
Great, you broke the thread.
A woman
What is black white and read all over?
Newspaper
Where would you take a poptart?
To the kitchen table.
Why do bears?
Why do bears what?
Your riddle reminds me of the movie "Postal", what is the difference between a duck?
Nice riddle. The answer is 12.
What's green and grey and like to eat trees?
[QUOTE=Ashley :);16064757]What's green and grey and like to eat trees?[/QUOTE]
Its either you, or a woodchipper!
What is born with four legs, and lives with two
My brother before the operation.
What is green and eats spaghetti?
green spaghetti monster
chicken or egg or turkey?
all :D
[QUOTE=DaFatCat;16065600]green spaghetti monster
chicken or egg or turkey?[/QUOTE]
the egg, because evolution happens over birth, but then you'd have to count a chicken as evolution
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;16010952]Speaker systems.
How many licks does it take to get to the center?[/QUOTE]
LETS find out
ONE
TWO-HOO
A-THREE
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