Since like February, this fat bitch that lives below me feels the need to blast her ghetto fucking music to the point where my whole apartment is vibrating. Calling the leasing office won't help, cops don't do shit, and pounding on the floor doesn't help. She's the type of person with a certain type of attitude where confronting her won't do a damn bit of good. How the fuck do I make her shut the fuck up? I'm home sick and trying to relax, and I get this bullshit.
Turn your music to max in the middle of the night.
I do have other neighbors. I want to fuck with her, and only her.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24898329]Turn your music to max in the middle of the night.[/QUOTE]
Fight fire with fire.
Flood your apartment. The water will find its way to her eventually.
Rave party sounds good right about now.
Get some bleach and ammonia and flood her apartment with chlorine gas.
Band together with the other people who live in nearby apartments and make a part-ion to kick her out.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24898529]Band together with the other people who live in nearby apartments and make a part-ion to kick her out.[/QUOTE]
I don't know anyone really. I prefer to not associate with these lower class types. I only live here because this is all I could afford. Now my wife and I make over 100k a year, and I deserve a lot better than inner Baltimore city type shit.
[QUOTE=faze;24898337]I do have other neighbors. I want to fuck with her, and only her.[/QUOTE]
Fuck her
Ew. I don't want to fuck a cow.
[QUOTE=faze;24898547]I don't know anyone really. I prefer to not associate with these lower class types. I only live here because this is all I could afford. Now my wife and I make over 100k a year, and I deserve a lot better than inner Baltimore city type shit.[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of that movie where the old lady annoys her neighbors until they leave.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24898597]This reminds me of that movie where the old lady annoys her neighbors until they leave.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure that's what she wants. She thinks she's the only fuckin' person in this building. I'm blasting Metallica right now.
does her front door open towards the inside of the house or the outside
Inner Baltimore city?
You don't seem like the type of person who deserves to live there.
[QUOTE=redBadger;24898675]Inner Baltimore city?
You don't seem like the type of person who deserves to live there.[/QUOTE]
I live about 10 minutes north of Baltimore.
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[QUOTE=LODY;24898666]does her front door open towards the inside of the house or the outside[/QUOTE]
I live above her.
[QUOTE=faze;24898694]
I live above her.[/QUOTE]
drill a hole in floor and put a hose in there
easy
Right because apartments have hoses.
Blast Jazz music. It will annoy her while pleasing everybody else.
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;24898780]Blast Jazz music. It will annoy her while pleasing everybody else.[/QUOTE]
Yeah most people like jazz, I'm sure she will too. She comes from that era.
A bucket with water will do.
Rave party, [b]do it.[/b]
Now playing: Rammstein: Benzin
It's got to work sometime!!! Ghetto-types hate industrial music.
[editline]11:40AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=soderholm13;24898845]Rave party. [B]do it.[/B][/QUOTE]
I'm close to it, but I have a nasty respiratory infection.
If she is below you try placing your stereo facing the ground so most of the sound goes down.
Is she black? If so, organize Ku Klux Klan meetings. I think she'll move. The height to the roof matters, though, as you'll have to arrange some flagburnings, but I'm sure you'll work it out :v:
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;24898895]Is she black? If so, organize Ku Klux Klan meetings. I think she'll move. The height to the roof matters, though, as you'll have to arrange some flagburnings, but I'm sure you'll work it out :v:[/QUOTE]
She is, but I'm against that.
[QUOTE=redBadger;24898880]If she is below you try placing your stereo facing the ground so most of the sound goes down.[/QUOTE]
It's loud enough that it won't do anything different.
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She is really fat, maybe a slim fast will calm her down.
Shit in her shower
I assume she would hate Pendulum and something like Bob Dylan.
Well the leasing office people are going to come over and talk to her. Doubt it'll do anything. Might make her shut up though. If that won't work I'll call the damn cops again.
[editline]11:54AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Assburgers;24899065]Shit in her shower[/QUOTE]
I could pour out my cats liter box on her door step.
Throw a derogatory racist note;
'Excuse me kind sir/madam, could you please tone it down, as your skin color is most definitely darker than mine, and I am not used to the loud noise. Chicken poopy.'
She will freak the fuck out and come have sex with you.
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EJACULAtE ON HER DOORKNOB
[editline]06:55PM[/editline]
oR ON THE EYE-THING
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