Spiders (or insects for that matter) thread. POST YOUR EXPERIENCES HERE! - General

Okay so as a small child I was never really afraid of spidrs until this dream I had. I was about 10 or 11. The dream started out where I was in like a hotel room, nothing unusual, I had this Mcdonalds happy meal box (I had no fucking clue how I got it or why.) But then when I opened the happy meal box thousands of spiders just started crawling out and then they were coming out of the wall and everything. I woke up and was traumatized. now I'm scared of every spider I see, no matter how big or small it is.

I remember I was taking a shit, and I saw a big spider walk right in front of me on the floor. I grabbed a magazine lying around and smashed that motherfucker to mush. I was in total shock afterwards. It was scary. I nearly shit myself. Luckily I was on the toilet in case I really did shit myself.

[QUOTE=hl2poo;31005064]I remember I was taking a shit, and I saw a big spider walk right in front of me on the floor. I grabbed a magazine lying around and smashed that motherfucker to mush. I was in total shock afterwards. It was scary. I nearly shit myself. Luckily I was on the toilet in case I really did shit myself.[/QUOTE] Seems like the best place to be scared shitless lol

I always pick spiders up and put them outside. Unless its absolutely necessary to kill them, (Like a brown recluse or something), I just put them outside. I feel like I am a god among the spider community and that one day they will repay me. Hell, I threw ants at them just to see them eat it. [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=hl2poo;31005064]I remember I was taking a shit, and I saw a big spider walk right in front of me on the floor. I grabbed a magazine lying around and smashed that motherfucker to mush. I was in total shock afterwards. It was scary. I nearly shit myself. Luckily I was on the toilet in case I really did shit myself.[/QUOTE] So did you didn't take a shit?

I for one, love spiders. [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-saddowns.gif[/IMG]

I have a pet spider.

I put spiders on my penis. Feels good when they bite

[QUOTE=a-cookie;31006735]I put spiders on my penis. Feels good when they bite[/QUOTE] No you don't, and I wouldn't imagine being bitten by a spider anywhere on your body feels good. #justsayin

There's a spider in my bathroom. Spidey's in my bathroom, watchin me pee. :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Gustafa;31006765]No you don't, and I wouldn't imagine being bitten by a spider anywhere on your body feels good. #justsayin[/QUOTE] Yes I do. Only little spiders, though. Tingles.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;31006735]I put spiders on my penis. Feels good when they bite[/QUOTE] Thanks for sharing with us.

Had a huntsmen literally next to me on a chair, flipped out and got the fire. Nowadays I'm more not bothered by them, saw a daddy long legs drown..I saved his life

I've seen several jumping-spiders here. They seem really smart because when I knock the table in front of them, they follow my arm with their eyes until they see my eyes and stare at me. They look really cute too. [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/SWZpdR47ifI/AAAAAAAAD7Q/L3S9551NwiE/s400/jumping+spider+eyes+9.jpg[/IMG] I usually try to help them outside but it's hard because, you know, they jump to flee. And they jump really damn far too.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;31006820]Yes I do. Only little spiders, though. Tingles.[/QUOTE] Pics or it didn't happen.

I personally loathe anything with a skeleton on the outside of it's body, holy shit they are so disgusting.

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[QUOTE=Gustafa;31006986]Pics or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE] omg pervert, you want to see pictures of spiders on my penis. go away.

I have severe arachnophobia. Spiders are the worst fucking thing on the planet to me, even those "cute" jumping spiders look like monstrosities.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;31006975]I've seen several jumping-spiders here. They seem really smart because when I knock the table in front of them, they follow my arm with their eyes until they see my eyes and stare at me. They look really cute too. [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/SWZpdR47ifI/AAAAAAAAD7Q/L3S9551NwiE/s400/jumping+spider+eyes+9.jpg[/IMG] I usually try to help them outside but it's hard because, you know, they jump to flee. And they jump really damn far too.[/QUOTE] I love jumpin spiders, with their awesome vision (better than humans) and jumping ability they are like the ninja of the bug world

Wont lie that does look pretty fucking cool. ha but i wouldn't want it crawling on me or something.

It was scary. I nearly shit myself. Luckily I was on the toilet in case I really did shit myself.[/QUOTE] I was wiping after laying a brick and this weird centipede caterpillar thing, I dunno it was like a centipede or something but it was bigger and had weird hair things. I have seen a couple around my house house before, they freak the shit out of me. So yeah it was coming at me so I moved out of the way, but it changed directions and it was still coming at me:ohdear:. So I jumped over it, with my pants around my ankles. It crawled behind the toilet, so I just stood as far away as I could and finished wiping.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UAq5jIV6Ko[/media] Found this little guy in my basement. Anyone know what kind of spider it is? I havn't found any similarities to anything Iv'e seen online. I still have him as a pet right now, I think im going to call him William.

[img]http://www.stephenl.net/images/IMG_05492.JPG[/img] Found this buddy at the woods :3