You have 2 options. To get a gf, or to kill every single person in the world. What do you choose?

[Atsuimono]

[url]http://www.strawpoll.me/13996016[/url]
Im doing a quick survey to see if people would rather have a girlfriend or kill every single person on earth. I appreciate your responses

[Catshit]

what if I would rather have a boyfriend
I don't think you entirely thought this through

[Atsuimono]

[QUOTE=Catscratch;52711774]what if I would rather have a boyfriend
I don't think you entirely thought this through[/QUOTE]

I did
So I guess youre killing everyone now.
Wow what an asshole you are

[Curls]

who wouldn't kill everyone in the world tbh

[NostalgicBird]

At least I'll get all the stupid people who think Pluto is a state

FP also has a built in poll function

[Erkor]

get gf
im lonely

[Techno Grub]

Kill every person on the planet except a single girl who then becomes your girlfriend.

Then repopulate the planet in your image.

[ardosos]

Given the option I would rather have a girlfriend, but realistically the only one of those things I'd be more likely to actually be able to do is kill everyone.

[Headhumpy]

I don't want my friends to die so I'll get a gf instead

[Thlis]

One of these options seems substantially easier than the other.

[Erfly]

What if you already have a gf?

You get another?

[Reagy]

What if I am the GF?

[Erfly]

[QUOTE=Reagy;52711934]What if I am the GF?[/QUOTE]

I mean I suppose you can clone yourself

[Loth]

Uhhhh between a bad and a good thing ill have the good thing, thanks

[T553412]

Well, I know I can't hold a relationship even if my life depended on it, so I guess I'll off everyone

But [B][I]only[/I][/B] if everyone's guaranteed a somewhat enjoyable death (Say, heart attack in the middle of kinky sex), and if I go last. Otherwise, I'll have to break someone else's heart after a while

[Shirt.]

30% of you would rather kill everybody? Its not like you have to marry your gf you know.

[Dreyzie]

What if you get a gf that wants to kill everyone :thinking:

[Banned?]

So if you choose to kill every single person in the world, do they just drop dead? Disappear? Do you have to do it personally? Do you get tools to pick from? An armory? Can you be killed? I need details before answering this.

[MeowMeow]

It's not that killing everyone on earth is easier than having a partner, it's just that the first one is a straightforward task while getting a partner can be tricky.

In order to kill everyone on earth, you only have to pretty much go outside and start killing people in any way you can.

In order to get a partner you have to make sure the other person likes you and that can be particuarly tricky because while some people are chill and open, others are extremely fussy and tedious to talk/hang out with.

[Nutsack]

Kill everyone on earth including yourself

[Bicko]

[QUOTE=Clovis;52712278]yea good luck casually walking outside and then killing 7 billion people

[editline]24th September 2017[/editline]

also elephant in the room how has nobody brought up that this is one of the stupidest questions anyone can think of? would you rather an apple or to have your country nuked???[/QUOTE]

I think the point of the survey is to show that there are people who find killing everyone an easier/more accomplishable task than trying to get a significant other.

[Mud]

im so lonely i want a gf

[EmilyVasquez]

can it be my waifu though :thinking:?

[Curls]

My name is J!NX, but that is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.

[editline]24th September 2017[/editline]

going to kill the next 2 posters horrifically

[kariko]

Kill every GF in the world! :eng101:

[SteakStyes]

Kill MYSELF. Ain't no way anyone would be interested in me even with the threat of total extinction and the world shouldn't suffer because I'm undesirable.

[QUOTE=J!NX;52712327]going to kill the next 2 posters horrifically[/QUOTE]

So be it I guess.

[Alice]

[QUOTE=simzboy;52712116]What if you get a gf that wants to kill everyone :thinking:[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a win-win situation to me??
[QUOTE=Clovis;52712278]yea good luck casually walking outside and then killing 7 billion people

[editline]24th September 2017[/editline]

also elephant in the room how has nobody brought up that this is one of the stupidest questions anyone can think of? would you rather an apple or to have your country nuked???[/QUOTE]
I think you're taking a fast thread consisting of two wildly disproportionate answers far too seriously.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=kariko;52712340]Kill[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;52712358]Kill[/QUOTE]

[t]https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/one-man-serial-killer-shotgun-axe-silhouette-studio-isolated-white-background-30173552.jpg[/t]

[Techno Grub]

[QUOTE=Thlis;52711917]One of these options seems substantially easier than the other.[/QUOTE]

You're right, I'd totally get killed or arrested long before I managed to [del]kill every single person[/del] get a gf.

[Drury]

I'll just keep purging humanity until I'm joined by a female companion, then we cleanse the world together and become the new Adam and Eve.