I would murder a 6 year old child also. Then i could chop her up and put her body parts and put them in the deep freezer with the body parts of my other murder victims. Then when i am hungry, proceed to eat them for my breakfest, lunch, and dinner.
If anyone comes by, ill kill them too and eat them. [B]That also means you[/B] :wink:
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I save there bodies in the deep freezer...... I even rap them up in plastic just to keep them fresh. :h:
Have sex with it of course.
THE FUCK HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT
WELL lT CERTAINLY ISN'T IN THE RIVER
Weights tied to legs, throw in deep pond behind house.
Slowly eat it day by day.
throw it off a skyscraper
I would be tried and found not guilty.
Then I would write a book, "If I did it." And say that the body is certainly not in the well, swimming with the fishies.
Cut the head off and put it on my trophy wall
If the victim was a stranger to me, as in, there is no motive for the murder, and none of my DNA hanging around, I would leave the body as is, take the murder weapon with me and get the fuck away from the crime scene.
Lime
viciously shove it into my own rectum
Is anyone here old enough to remember that Tom Petty music video where he goes on a date with a corpse?
That's my answer.
Kill Tom Petty, I mean.
I'd use a flare and burn the body. Just remember to clean the scene. No DNA left or weapon that was used to kill. TTT 4 life
Keep some of it to eat, cut up the rest, stuff them into garbage bags, and go dump them in a pit in the middle of the woods up north.
I'd gain enough experience points to level up.
>Resist Arrest
Plant it in my friend's locker.
Concentrated sodium hydroxide.
I would lock the body in a secret 3x3x3 Meter room in my basement.
That room will be rigged with many traps. In the possible instance that the room is found and opened, it will trigger 2 kilos of c4 planted on the nearby walls and ignite 1.4 cubic meters of any explosive gas in the room.
Under the room will be an even smaller room, that will open upon explosion of the previous room. In this small 3x3x2 meter room, it will be filled with as much zyklon B and mustard gas possible.
When the gas finally clears, they will find out they were in the wrong basement the entire time.
And Gary gave everyone a box.
Buy a flare gun and cause the body to magically disappear.
Is that person GaryGubachaf? Oh the horrific thing I'd do.
edit: :irony:
Book a flight to Africa or some other place
[QUOTE=TheNuB;26457461]I'd use a flare and burn the body. Just remember to clean the scene. No DNA left or weapon that was used to kill. TTT 4 life[/QUOTE]
Burning a body doesn't get rid of DNA. Tiny flakes of skin/hair from the struggle will be littered all over and a single flare isn't going to reach temperatures to incinerate the teeth. Dental records.
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Anyway, I'd tape cinderblocks to his/her/its legs and dump it in the ocean. No possible chance of getting caught.
Freeze it for 4 weeks, thaw it for 1 week.
Chop it up into 0.3x0.3x0.3 inch cubes, then drop the pieces all over a number of fields.
I'd become an amateur taxidermist. I'd stuff and mount the body, and I would keep it in my attic. If anyone happens to ask, I'd tell them that it's a very expensive, realistic mannequin.
I'd probably have one of these floating around the house afterwards ----> :ghost:
I would melt the body down with ADS Heatwave emitter.
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