I have alot but I remember one in elementary school where these kids were throwing the football around and their was a indian kid standing by and the ball hit the indian kid in the face and he started crying and I tried not to laugh.
Share your hilarious stories here of people getting hurt at shool.
In sixth grade I was going back to my school to pick my sister up from after-school program. I'm across the street from the school, and some girl tried to "beat the traffic", even though cars were zooming back and forth along the busy street. So, after a car zoomed passed, she lunged off of the sidewalk and tried to dash across the main street. She was struck by a car and literally flew about fifteen feet ahead of it.
I laughed my ass off because she was another foolish person who thinks darting across the street is a great idea.
Wasn't nearly at school, but it was about 10-12 minutes after school had got out, and it was down the road. This kid, i didn't know really well thought he could do a wheelie on his front wheel. Well, he tried it and uhh, he fell, and the concrete really messed up his chin. You could nearly see his chin bone. Quite gross, since i had saw the whole thing. Someone called an ambulance and they got him checked out. The funny thing is, it wasn't even his driveway he tried it on.
i tripped my friend and he fell on his face.. lol
I remember in primary school, we were playing rounders, and we wore baseball helmets, but it was a casual game, so that's it besides our uniform, and when this guy was running to home base, the batter hit the ball in the air, and it hit the guy right on the head. He didn't get hurt because of the helmet, but back then it was funny.
I remembered actually, now, that this happened to me. It was at school this time. I was the goalie for the soccer team at p.e. but it wasn't the schools soccer team, we were just playing a casual game for our gym period. The kid kicked the ball, it tipped off my hand, ( yes i know handball, but it was a natural reaction for some reason) and flew directly at my forehead. My whole body flew backwards, with my head hitting first then the rest of my body falling after. Like [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4b4KSgpuDM"]this[/URL] minus the part hitting off the pole.
At my first high school this kid tried to sit on the rail at the top of the third floor stairs. He got pushed off of it and fell 10 feet to the stairs below.
I remember when i tripped this nerdy kid,and he was like ''you basterd!'' to my friend,when i really did it,so he held is stomache and said he had tendon problems!Shortly after at gym he trips down the stairs and busts his jaw,Right after he cries and runs up to my friend and goes ''you basterd!'' again!I was laughing my ass off!
My friends and I all made a human pyramid and then our tank asian friend ran into it and it collapsed
Was lulzy, people were crushed
[QUOTE=mikelbryan;19853714]I remember when i tripped this nerdy kid,and he was like ''you basterd!'' to my friend,when i really did it,so he held is stomache and said he had tendon problems!Shortly after at gym he trips down the stairs and busts his jaw,Right after he cries and runs up to my friend and goes ''you basterd!'' again!I was laughing my ass off![/QUOTE]
You're a dick.
Two higher-class men in high school were picking on a freshmen. They had him in a corner and the freshmen run up the wall and kicked them both in the face.
Some kid got the tip of his finger near cut off in the bandsaw in junior high tech ed.
This retard in my old junior high school tried to jump off the lunch table, and managed to bust his face on the ceiling. His face. Not the the top if head, his face. Dont know how even managed to do that.
-Blood was everywhere, but everyone was laughing at how much of a retard he was.
Some kid jumped over the fence like this | then he ended up on the concrete like this -
I punched some ginger kid in the back of the neck, not that hard really, he stumbled over and was on the ground for 5 minutes and said the world was spinning.
[QUOTE=Wonky;19853904]You're a dick.[/QUOTE]
You're only saying that because it happened to you
Didn't it?
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;19854514]You're only saying that because it happened to you
Didn't it?[/QUOTE]
It's like murdering someone and boasting about it infront of some pacifists.
do not want.
[QUOTE=cardboard_panda;19854026]I punched some ginger kid in the back of the neck, not that hard really, he stumbled over and was on the ground for 5 minutes and said the world was spinning.[/QUOTE]
Dude, the back of the neck has part of the brain stem in it, as well as part of the spinal cord. You probably fucked him up.
Or he was just a big pussy.
ONTOPIC: This was in grade five.
There's this total retard at my school (seriously, mentally retarded) and for some dumb reason our school was making us play "cup stax" or whatever the fuck it was called, so we had to stack three cups, run down the hallway, touch and exit sign and do a relay thing with the next person in our line. The retard stacks the cups, it falls over instantly but he skips off anyway, then he was about to turn around the corner and some fat kid comes charging past the corner and crashes into him, knocking the retard over, but the fat kid, oblivious to what just happened keeps running on. The retard starts crying like the three year old he is and started saying "I can't feel my legs" in some out of tune warped baby voice that he always talks in.
It was annoying and incredibly funny at the same time.
When I was five someone did the "pull my finger" joke on me and when I pulled he punched me in the chest as hard as he could. :saddowns:
a kid tripped on the landing and hit his head on the stairs and people said they saw his brain
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;19854977]When I was five someone did the "pull my finger" joke on me and when I pulled he punched me in the chest as hard as he could. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Why did I laugh so hard?
Back in probably fourth grade some girl stuck her pinkie in a pencil sharpener. :downs:
So we were filming my friend for a fake fast food company commercial. We put a backpack on the front of him with my jacket over it to make him look fat. We had him exercising by running up a flight of stairs. As he is coming down the stairs, we said he should fall to make it look like he is too fat to exercise.
So what does he do?
He trips himself halfway down the stairs and lands flat on his face. Of course in the video we put the footage of the actual fall in slowmo.
Oh yeah he wasn't hurt much, probably because of the backpack. He just got up while we're all shocked and he was all "So how was that?".
In middle school some kid kept ducking behind people while laughing and pointing at me so I walked up to him and punched him in the face then walked away.
In primary school I would catch the school bus, one rainy morning as I was stepping off of the bus, I slipped on the stair and if it wasn't for the lunch box in my bag my spine would of hit the edge of the step
true story bro
Back in High school, just after school had ended, some idiot was spray painting a wall and suddenly the paint stopped coming out, so one guys pointed the hole to his face and then press it again, he got some in his eyes, it was just so hard not to laugh and how big of an idiot he was.
Some dipshit was leaning with his hand on a window and fell through it.
Once I tripped and fell to the ground.
One day when I went up to computing class, there was this nerdy kid and he was close to crying about everyone teasing him and giving him heaps of shit; he said he wanted to change schools and was really angry.
Then this prick comes up and pushes him into the wall, the kid started crying and went down to the office.
Later on during computer class, he walks into the room all angry (stomping his feet and all) and then he sits in his chair and it collapses.
I have never laughed so much at anything in my life.
In year 2 we were playing soccer at lunch and I kneed myself in my mouth. :v:
Someone pushed my cousin off a limestone wall. He slid across the floor.
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