what to do in London - General

this morning i found out i'd be going to london for classes and now i am at miami airport waiting for my flight what do i do in my free time? apparently i can drink and theres an underwater train that takes you places

Drink and take the underwater train

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;40553013]Drink and take the underwater train[/QUOTE] i swear to god there's this british woman tossing her baby up and down yelping about how they geET TO FLY ON A PLANE is this what the trip will be like

Leave London an go to Middle England. I've heard it's beautiful there in the Spring. [editline]6th May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=TropicalV2;40553043]i swear to god there's this british woman tossing her baby up and down yelping about how they geET TO FLY ON A PLANE is this what the trip will be like[/QUOTE] Yes. Welcome to England, laddy. Hope you like annoying women.

Going to London? Stay away from the youths if you don't want to be gang-raped, mugged, punched in the gulliver, stabbed or impregnated. Welcome to Britain. but in terms of things to do the Burger Kings at the train stations are pretty good.

Spend all your money on everything ridiculously expensive.

I almost got crushed by a tree in London, so yeah, watch your head.

Get stabbed repeatedly

Go to Scotland, it's much better. Which is why we're above England.

[QUOTE=Kebab;40554017]Going to London? Stay away from the youths if you don't want to be gang-raped, mugged, punched in the gulliver, stabbed or impregnated.[/QUOTE] That's uncalled for, they enrich the country. I've watched many movies where groups of friends go to London so I'm an expert. Alright, so first you go to Buckingham palace and pose with the guards, than drink some tea or alcohol and than you watch a Football game and get into a large fight with some random fans.

[QUOTE=Kebab;40554017] Welcome to Britain. but in terms of things to do the Burger Kings at the train stations are pretty good.[/QUOTE] I always feel bad using train station Burger Kings because there's no bins so you have to walk off leaving all your rubbish on the table

It's actually a custom to throw your money at people in the street, loads of people do it. [editline]11th May 2013[/editline] Visit landmarks and shit, and be disappointed I guess.

Buy a shitload of tea.

Chill with the Queen Get mugged in Hackney Take part in the Olympics Get married on the London Eye Swim the river Thames Jump off the Shard Get a wax model made of you Buy ridiculously overpriced coffee in edgy 'cool' coffee shops Steal the crown jewels Get pissed on by a tramp on the Underground Get lost on the Underground Get lost on the buses Get lost walking around

try fish n chips.

Riot

if you see group of teens with tracks suits and hoodies, approach them and try to make friends. they are really chill people.

dress up as a young city gent and walk into the bank of england shouting fuck the pound

Go on the London Eye, go to markets and shit like that, there's lots to do in London. Just look up the places that are shitty so you know to stay away from them

avoid the london eye or anything else with huge queues for that matter

[QUOTE=MingeCrab;40608909]avoid the london eye or anything else with huge queues for that matter[/QUOTE] So everything in England then? we love queuing

masturbate

go for a beer i'll come

Actually, a good idea would be for you to round up some mates and go on a pub crawl.