Name things you normally do, but think other people wouldn't do - General

C'mon. We all do shit and think other people don't do it, until someone makes someone mentions doing that thing, and both of you are like "Woah"! Seriously, it's amazing when we do find out that someone else can relate to us, or we can relate to them. Anyways, I'll start. When I read a thread on FP, and I start to get bored, I scroll through a bunch of posts until I see a "Funny" Rating on one.

Perhaps we'll discover who it is that keeps going "First!" on shit. I'm always feeling funny, but I doubt anybody else will ever be as humorous as me.

I dip peanut butter & jelly samwhiches in Chicken noodle soup. its actually amazingly good.

If I'm scratching my nuts and notice they're sweaty sometimes I'll bring my fingers up to my nose and sniff them

Eat with a spoon and fork

I'm always really nervous about what I say on the internet, I keep changing or removing different parts of what I've typed, usually to the point that I don't end up saying anything.

i like to see how many lego bricks i can fit up my ass ..just me?

pat my dog on the bum

cry during sad/happy anime moments

Always thinking im being watched. [editline]10th October 2011[/editline] I needed to bump this thread. This is the second thread of mine that's been stolen because no one used the search button.

Eat my cum. I once put it on a sandwich

I don't know.

Masturbate with my feet.

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31886057]pat my dog on the bum[/QUOTE] you sick bastard

Every time I listen to music with headphones I'm deathly terrified of them accidentally unplugging and everyone hearing my music. Which, by today's terrible standards, is considered weird.

Keeping volume on things low despite being home alone.

I cum on my face.

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;32722806]I cum on my face.[/QUOTE] I thought I was the only one.

Smell my own fart.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;32721715]Eat my cum. I once put it on a sandwich[/QUOTE] What?! That's a waste, it's way more useful for hair gel.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;32722846]I thought I was the only one.[/QUOTE] I know that feel bro

[QUOTE=Rebi;32723047]What?! That's a waste, it's way more useful for hair gel.[/QUOTE] Atleast I'm getting protein!

Think aliens have finally come to our planet and the way they want to learn about are species is through looking though my and only my eyes so I make sure to make the aliens when i'm alone know that I know that they know that they are looking through my eyes.

Lay in bed listening to metal while trying to sleep It doesn't work Ever

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;32722846]I thought I was the only one.[/QUOTE] You are not alone.

-I role play literately...and I type over 5k words a day just for my role play. -I create stories and scenarios in my head before I go to bed, and think seriously in-depth about them, the characters, stuff like that... -I love remixes of songs more than some originals and listen to musical versions made out of Team Fortress 2.

Think that there are cameras set up in my house, like in my bathroom to see me poo or shower. :tinfoil:

Sometimes i cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug.

[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;32723994]Lay in bed listening to metal while trying to sleep It doesn't work Ever[/QUOTE] I can't get to sleep without listening to some good old soothing metal I also lock the bathroom door when I'm home alone, just in case

Always seem to have a cough in my throat.