• Your worst joke ever......
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Mine just happens to be Q: What do you call a shirt that Mr. T wears? A: A Mr. T shirt. P.S. It doesn't have to be Q and A.
Bad joke. Nobody laugh.
This thread is the worst joke ever. Really.
Wanted to make a complex herb garden, Just didn't have the Thyme.
What do you call a black man with a physics degree? [sp]A physicist[/sp]
Probably one of those anti-semetic jokes that nobody laughs at and I felt really bad afterward.
Knock knock Who's there? Dunnop Dunnop-who? When you're 3, that's hilarious.
My worst joke ever? Your mother.
What's black White and red all over? A dead fucking penguin.
What does a baby say when he steps out of the car? [sp]''Oh no! A puddle!''[/sp] Now that's BAD.
What do you call a[sp]nigger[/sp]on an airplane? A passenger.
roses are red, violets are blue, rhyming's for faggots, lets go fuck
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What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt
What's worse than having an worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
What's worse than stubbing your toe on a table? 9/11
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because KFC is on the other side
take off your pants and look down
Knock Knock Who's There Pizza Guy Is a 20 Okay? the worst joke ever, because the family usually tips me 30 for a 10 dollar pizza
So a dolphin comes into a bar and lights the place on fire and escapes. When later caught and questioned why he did it, the dolphin claimed "it wasn't on porpoise."
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am Schizophrenic And so am I
Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fun-gi
Today I made a shitty joke while discussing with mates what we should get each other for Christmas "Well I like anything black" "Cool, I know just what to get you" "Yeah?" "A slave."
What do you call someone elses cheese? Na-cho cheese What did the healthy cheese say to the sick cheese? Are you feeling cheddar?
A man walked into a shop, shovel.
What went through Michael's head as he stood on the 88th floor of the World Trade Centre? The 89th Floor
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[QUOTE=gerbile5;26516678]take off your pants and look down[/QUOTE] Boxers are the worst joke ever?
Why did Hitler shoot himself? [sp]He saw the gas bill[/sp]
Q: Did you get a hair-cut? A: No, I got ALL of them cut.
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