Think of the worst FanFic title you can imagine and share it

[Loner]

Imagine you're cool enough to be able to publically tell everyone you write fanfiction;
[I]
What title would your fanfic have? And what theme?
[/I]
Allow me to post an example:

"The day I met the girl next door and how I burried her a week later"

+++ plus points to funny, cringey or whatever uniqueness you come up with

[Trixil]

Master of the Universe

i bet no one gets the reference

[FunnyStarRunner]

Sonic's Cathouse

[I]"When his schoolhouse is threatened to close due to lack of funding, Sonic resorts to desperate measures to save it."[/I]

[Hollywood SN]

[QUOTE=Trixil;49118151]Master of the Universe

i bet no one gets the reference[/QUOTE]

Something something, effeminate and muffled "heyeayea" in the distance.

[Trixil]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;49118311]Something something, effeminate and muffled "heyeayea" in the distance.[/QUOTE]

nope

[Matthaios]

Two babies one fox

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=Trixil;49118151]Master of the Universe
[/QUOTE]

Story about a Steven Universe sex mansion.

[elix]

"Rainbow Dash x Cloud x Neo-Sonic x Goku x my OC Digimon Meganukamon x Eminem"

As in, that's actually the title the author gave to this hypothetical sledload of alphabetic shit.

[MIR]

[I]Snape's Snake and the Bung-fungling Adventures of the Mandrake's Man-Drake.[/I]

[Liam]

garfield the talking sex basketball

[king bones]

Rainbow Dash and the Chocolate Factory ft. Sonic

[lintz]

my immort2l

[SteakStyes]

When Pee Wee Herman Met Princess Sally

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49118372]Story about a Steven Universe sex mansion.[/QUOTE]

Blood Diamonds
A Diamond in the Rough

[elix]

[QUOTE=lintz;49118465]my immort2l[/QUOTE]

oh god [I]no[/I]

[Thelurker1234]

"After the republican debate"

[iAmaNewb]

HitlerXStalin WW2 Gay fic

"Mmm ja! Anschluss me hard!"

[greasemunky]

Rainbow Dash mates with Sonic

[AccordYeen]

Paddington goes to Anthrocon.

[Zillamaster55]

Bond/Mulder

00-X7

[Arfbarf]

[i]One Direction is Moving in One Direction and That Direction is Towards My Vagina[/i]

[patches]

50 shades of grey

[megafat]

[I]Turns out MaxofS2D was right all along.[/I]

Written by Baguette22698.

[bob the clown]

Hitler & Jesus: Partners in Crime

[KOS-MOS]

Willy wonka's invasion on mars.

[Loner]

"The day Osama Bin-Laden woke up in his apartment in New Bedfordshire and knew it was all a dream"

[bob the clown]

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006

[JohhnyCarson]

I f#*$ing wrote this:

[Hunter-Spy]

Metroid High School

[MacD11]

Smash Mansion Nightz

[editline]16th November 2015[/editline]

My Immortal 2: Bring me 2 lyfe