Worst Thing You Could Say To A Teacher?

[Iriathz]

Hallo, what's the worst possible thing you could say to a teacher?

[IhateValve]

I'm pregnant

[Missing User]

I want to rape you up your fucking butt in front of all your relatives and that you are going to give me oral sex and I am going to shoot a huge load on your mother's face and then you are going to make me a sammich.

Or something like that.

overboard much? :v

[DemonDog]

[b]"Fuck you, bitch."[/b]

Or something.

[AshMan]

Your teaching abilities are inadequate.

[Lancerue]

There's a bomb in one of the lockers! :buddy:

[DeathRocks]

I want you to sharpen my pencil.

[Osteoporosis]

I spermed in ur teachers manual

[Doug52392]

"You are [b]WRONG[/b]"

Please tell me what I have misspelled here. I'd love to know why my post garnered over four "Bad Spelling" ratings.

[SiNMAN]

I want you to suck my penis.

[tomoom165]

[QUOTE=SiNMAN;18846747]I want you to suck my penis.[/QUOTE]

You penis?

[Predator8193]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1cBOrBlGWY[/media]

[40kplayer]

You sexually harassed me! Prepare to go through a long and overdrawn court case because my parents are rich and can afford the best lawyers!

:smug:

[inzuki]

I want you to divide your legs so I can add my penis to your vagina so you can subtract my semen and multiply the human race :smug:

[Pickwickian]

I promise I didn't sleep with your daughter.

True story.

[JolKally]

I don't give a poop about your math test mr. Morris!

[Pretiacruento]

Teacher... how about those oral lessons you talked to us about? :q:

[Split3ndz]

Im gonna' rip your head off and shit down your neck.

[NanoXax67]

Fuck you.

Simplicity is key.

[Game Zombie]

"Are you the prostitute I saw yesterday"

[meowmynips]

I once slapped one of my teachers when i was in grade 2 :downs:

[Frayyyy]

Friend of mine was going to pay me to call the head of my chemistry course chubbs/fatty/tubby/etc

I didn't think it was a good idea :c

[Klownox]

[QUOTE=Doug52392;18846738]"Your [b]WRONG[/b]"

Please tell me what I have misspelled here. I'd love to know why my post garnered over four "Bad Spelling" ratings.[/QUOTE]

It's [i]you're[/i].

So, yes. You're wrong!

[Chris Parks]

"You should either find some medicine, or don't come to school when you're on the rag!"

[Doug52392]

[QUOTE=Klownox;18847148]It's [i]you're[/i].

So, yes. You're wrong![/QUOTE]That would be "Bad Grammar," which Facepunch does not have a rating for.

[Klownox]

[QUOTE=Doug52392;18847392]That would be "Bad Grammar," which Facepunch does not have a rating for.[/QUOTE]

No. Bad spelling. It's spelled "your" in his post. It should be "you're".

Technically we're both right. I'm just an asshole.

[DarkCybrid]

Tengo un gato en mis pantalones y quiere ver el magnífico felino en los pantalones

"I have a cat in my pants and he wants to see the magnificent cat in your pants"

[Kubi]

[QUOTE=Game Zombie;18847117]"Are you the prostitute I saw yesterday"[/QUOTE]

Here's my homework teacher.
And here's the $20 I was short for that trick last night.

[HiCom Raz]

"I will drill a hole in your side and fuck it as you bleed out."

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=HiCom Raz;18848400]"I will drill a hole in your side and fuck it as you bleed out."[/QUOTE]

Sorta demonic, but it works..