dick smells of peanut butter.

[Dr.Strangelove]

I eat a lot of peanut butter and my dick is starting to smell of it. Is this bad?

Here is a picture of the perpitrator!
[img]http://bp3.blogger.com/_XyP6AqF0ryw/SHPjCm3Y3dI/AAAAAAAAAAk/Y7UP0XUc32U/s320/mcennedy-peanutbutter.jpg[/img]

[JesterUK]

oh god I love peanut butter

I hope my dick doesn't start smelling like it

[Dukov Traboski]

Your gonna die

[Gregah]

Stop rubbing your penis with peanut butter

[Minilandstan]

Yes, you are going to die.

From...

Obesity

Too much peanut butter heart attack

Dick explosion

Burning up from a mystic gas in the lower atmosphere.

I suggest you don't fly any time soon...or pee...or have sex...or use your heart...

[lead_farmer]

Find a jelly smelling wang and make a sandwich.

[Hyperpower!]

What's the figure... 30% of our waste is secreted through our sweat? Is it 30%? Don't worry, your dick is fine. Eat less peanut butter and it'll go away.

[ah!panic]

peanut butter lover reporting in

...but my dick still smells like dick I guess.

[BubonicCHG]

Your dog will love it.

[Ninja_Duck]

Why are you smelling your dick?

[T.F.W.O.]

Just because dogs will lick peanut butter off anything, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

[Gengar]

Thanks for sharing.

(By the way: When you start smelling your penis, you should shower)

[Soderholm]

[QUOTE=Hyperpower!;21573973]What's the figure... 30% of our waste is secreted through our [b]semen[/b]? Is it 30%? Don't worry, your dick is fine. Eat less peanut butter and it'll go away.[/QUOTE]

:ssh:

[Jcowscows1]

if it tastes like peanut butter
then you're in deep shit

[PajamaSam]

Wash your dick for once, maybe?

[Dav0r]

Aaaaaand my sandwich goes in the bin.. Thanks OP

[Sharker]

I love peanut butter.

[!xHDMicrobe]

[QUOTE=Dav0r;21598295]Aaaaaand my sandwich goes in the bin.. Thanks OP[/QUOTE]

There are children in third world countries who died today because they didn't get a sandwich that made them think of a dick.

[FFStudios]

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;21573963]Find a jelly smelling wang and make a sandwich.[/QUOTE]

First post that's made me laugh out loud on Facepunch in a while, good one!

[FordLord]

"All right, who stuck their dick in the peanut butter?"
(Reno 911! The Movie)

[robmaister12]

Where's that one Confuscious image when you need it?

"Man who puts dick in peanut butter

is fucking nuts"

[editline]06:14PM[/editline]

found it:

[img_thumb]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/4789/1272078906214.jpg[/img_thumb]

[Itachi_Crow]

Get a girl to test if it tastes like peanut butter too

[fskman]

Implications... Unpleasant.

[Dukov Traboski]

[QUOTE=fskman;21600953]Implications... Unpleasant.[/QUOTE]

You just made my day...for what little there is left of it.

[ROFLBURGER]

Woah, my mom is making peanut butter cookies right now!
Unless thats you...?

[yellowoboe]

They both worked on them. :smug:

[Ricaaado]

Take a fucking shower, you're probably growing a civilization on your left testicle as we laugh at your misfortune.