You guys are all fucked up, right?
[i](Hint: The answer is "yes".)[/i]
[b]Physical Disorders:[/b]
If you're a [del]retard[/del] cripple, describe your deformity. If you are disabled some other way, explain.
[b]Diseases:[/b]
Chances are, you've contracted some kind of incurable disease from your years of unprotected monkey sex. Talk about it.
If you have HIV/AIDS, shut the fuck up; nobody cares. [b]Same goes for Type-2 diabetics: Pick a cooler disorder you fat fucking conformists.[/b]
[i]"Autism"[/i] comes from the Latin word [i]Au Tismo[/i], meaning [i]bastard child[/i], or more commonly, [i]huge Communist[/i]. Please refer to it by one of these more proper names.
[b]Etcetera:[/b]
Discuss how you collect roadkill, or how you take pictures of your sister in the shower. Explain your interest in duck vagina, Glenn Beck, and other things in that category.
Alternatively, if you're a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_O%27Reilly_%28political_commentator%29]massive idiot[/url], simply post anything. It will be obvious.
[img]http://static.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/img] [highlight]I'm a [i]huge[/i] asshole[/highlight]
I'm too kind.
I find myself to act two-faced and bi-polar at times.
Not that I have Bipolar, it's just I have some issues with mood swings.
i have a crippling mental illness that makes me post in shit threads
I have a dick.
Myopic (the lenses for my glasses are something like -7.5), got congenital nystagmus, partial albinism, and generally overweight and unattractive.
As for my mental state, my post count says all that needs to be said.
I'm an incredibly quiet person and only talk when I have something to say.
If you like awkward silences, I'm the guy you should talk to, or rather not talk to.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;28366715][img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/69/Scout.png/300px-Scout.png[/img_thumb]
:v:[/QUOTE]
...Which was a reference to Full Metal Jacket. :v:
I'm a rather noticeable oddball.
[img]http://gyazo.com/1c33c762296a81ddcfdb2dacff250f23.png[/img]
:doh:
He asked for my major malfunction.
I said what it is.
Tinnitus.
I hear voices in my head.
Chronic procrastination
[QUOTE=Matix;28365972][img_thumb]http://static.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/img_thumb] [highlight]I'm a [i]huge[/i] asshole[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Going AWOL on every mission.
I'm too much of a hard worker and put other people's feeling before mine, I also give to those in need a lot.
I tend to ruminate and worry about things more than I should. I'm getting better.
My eyesight has gotten quite terrible over the past months, and I haven't had it checked yet. I literally can't read text that is further than 3-4 feet from me.
From time to time my balance center fucks up. I've almost fallen while taking a shit.
SgtLulz.exe has stopped working
Bipolarity, Agnst, Myopia, tense shoulders, neck tension, cardiac unstability and others.
Pectus carinatum (sternum protrusion). Looks real odd.
-I was born with a few physical abnormalities. (Not defects or anything serious.)
-I'm sometimes caught up in my own mind and have difficulty snapping out of it.
-I'm disinterested in affairs outside of my own, my family, and my close friends.
-People tend to not like me right off the bat despite me never doing anything to deserve it.
-I'm an on and off insomniac.
I'm in a wheelchair (I have spinal atrophy muscular dystrophy)
[I]I smoked too much weed dood![/I]
My nuts are numb.
ADHD
Shut the fuck up, if it was fake then why does something that is like meth for normal people make me feel calmer?
Diabetes. No, not the fatass Type 2, but the uncurable Type 1.
My mouth bleeds when I eat spicy foods.
I think sometimes I'm schizophrenic because I talk to myself a lot, like I would talk to another person. It's not as bad as it was a year or two ago but I still catch myself doing it sometimes.
Aspergers
Severe Color-blindness (About 90% Color-blind. I can only see a few basic colors. Everything else is gray.)
Difficulty Hearing
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