What do you do while showering?

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

I like to shave since my face is all wet and floss since I can spit blood without getting it on my shirt.

Masturbating isn't viable for me when every soap I buy chafes my dick.

Oops I forgot to add an "Other" option

[Casadis]

So masturbate before you use the soap.

[zakededodead]

Needs an option to clean yourself.

[lotusking]

clean myself

[NS]

fish

[venn178]

No option for wash yourself?

[Jetblack357]

Sitting down with some headphones on and falling asleep is the best way to shower.

[HairyAss]

I like to play with my weewee.

[lemonade1950]

Think deep thoughts

I am serious

[LieutenantLeo]

none of those things, i simply rub body wash on myself, and shampoo if i don't have very short hair at the time

[GastricTank]

I like to think in the shower.

What lies ahead for the day, mostly.

[Dysgalt]

Think and Piss when its in the morning.

[Desert Rat]

Stare and reflect on the size of my penis

[Bill Paxton]

Win imaginary arguments.

[DemonDog]

[QUOTE=Bill Paxton;37042493]Win imaginary arguments.[/QUOTE]

This, only I usually lose.

[TonyP]

Step 1: shampoo
Step 2: condition
Step 3: brush teeth while conditioner does it's job
Step 4: wash body with body wash and puff thing
Step 5: exfoliate/wash face

-post shower-

Dry off
use toner on face
use moisturizer on face
massage drop of olive oil into ends of hair (it's a very good leave in conditioner especially for long or dry hair)

The end!

[Zambies!]

I sing songs loudly in the shower, and the echo makes me feel all fuzzy and warm :3

[Richiee]

I whip my hair back and forth.

For real

[Yoozil]

Sometimes I turn on the shower to drown out the sound of me masturbating, then I get into the shower when I'm done.

[Zorlok]

I wash myself clean and then get out and dry off / dress myself, and continue on with my day.

[Zerokateo]

I ocasionally wank it, I like to sit alot, I burn my ass and freeze it, I dont shave in the shower but as soon as I get out i do.

[Desuh]

all of the above at the same time

[Darkest_97]

Wash and then stand there and contemplate about the day until my parents complain about me being in there too long.

[Novangel]

[QUOTE=venn178;37041689]No option for wash yourself?[/QUOTE]

Not sure what the OP does in the shower, I'm kinda scared.

[PuppetSeagull]

I wash myself while thinking philosophically

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and sometimes I jack off

[Bound]

Shower time = meditation time

[Someoneuduno]

Give myself a shampoo mohawk/jam out to tunes/philosophise.

[Rebi]

I like to sing showtunes and meditate in there. Shower is a time for peaceful contemplation.

So if you hear anything other than the usual water noises, expect "HEY EVERYBODY DID THE NEWS GET AROUND ABOUT A NAMED BUTCHER PETE? OL' PETE JUST FLEW INTO THIS TOWN AND HE'S CHOPPIN' UP ALL THE WOMENS MEAT!

HE KEEPS HACKIN' AND WACKIN' AND SMACKIN'

HE KEEPS HACKIN' AND WACKIN' AND SMACKIN'

HE KEEPS HACKIN' AND WACKIN' AND SMACKIN'

HE JUST HACKS, WHACKS, CHOPS THAT MEAT"

[znk666]

I come up with various discussions and argue with myself.
Come up with political slogans and philosophical quotes.
I also Sing in the shower.
And since i have over 20 half-full hair shampoos and shower gels i try to mix them and sort them out.

[Kegan]

I usually take quick showers, but I always find myself thinking to myself while doing so. Of course I clean myself too :v:

[sp]Also I can't have a tug while in the shower, the sounds of the running water leaves me unable to focus on the task at hand[/sp]