Grand Theft Auto V starts the satire with energy bar ad

[PCGamesN]

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[SatansSin]

I wonder if they'll have a viagra type pill that increases the bulge in your pants

so you can strut down the street and get terrified looks or lustful looks

[sp]then a dog comes up and bites your crotch[/sp]

[cdr248]

If you run into enemies they get impaled.

[deggemannen]

20000 calories!!

[trefle]

[QUOTE=cdr248;42100170]If you run into enemies they get impaled.[/QUOTE]
could work in saints row

[Zender Troop]

Hey, they got the Marathon back! I loved that!

[normal boy]

[QUOTE=deggemannen;42100302]20000 calories!![/QUOTE]

That's about 8 times your regular recommended daily intake of calories...

[Steve Harvey]

[QUOTE=riki2cool;42106664]That's about 8 times your regular recommended daily intake of calories...[/QUOTE]

an energy bar that will finally never let you run out of energy

[BenJammin']

[QUOTE=SatansSin;42099818]I wonder if they'll have a viagra type pill that increases the bulge in your pants

so you can strut down the street and get terrified looks or lustful looks

[sp]then a dog comes up and bites your crotch[/sp][/QUOTE]

That sounds more like Saints Row

[SirDrone]

Shark fighting

[CMX]

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